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		<title>Grandma Spends Two Months On Toilet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Always remember – bad doctrine can result in very poor living, and a very smelly bathroom.  
Recently a woman and her pastor were busted by the Juneau County Sheriff’s Department in Wisconsin.  The crime?  Keeping a dead body on the toilet seat in the ONLY bathroom in the house.  
At this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/05/10/grandma-spends-two-months-on-toilet</link>
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		<title>Okay, you can stop looking at Oprah now</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is such an easy job!  The fish practically jump in the boat!  And I don’t have to go looking under every rock for these creepy critters.  They come to me and let me know what they are doing.  In fact they often brag about it
Take T. Dexter for example.  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/05/09/okay-you-can-stop-looking-at-oprah-now</link>
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		<title>May Day - aka Oprah Day:  It&#8217;s Getting Close</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
It&#8217;s almost Oprah Day.  
If you do devotion in the morning, pray for her. 
If you have Bible study, have the group pray for her.  
If you are meeting for prayer - purposely bring up her name to God in the group.
If you&#8217;re sitting around idle with nothing much to do, pray for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/04/30/may-day-aka-oprah-day-its-getting-close</link>
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		<title>Woody the Prophet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Most of the time I look at the things these pimps do, and listen to the things they spout, I’m conflicted between laughing hysterically crying uncontrollably.  I mean, take a look at Prophet Woody Martin in his prayer shawl, also known as a cheap piece of cheese cloth with badly printed scriptures and pictures [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/04/27/woody-the-prophet</link>
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		<title>Why Willow Boy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
I promise this is the last posting I will publish on Willow Boy for a while - unless he comes up with some other outrageously idiotic comment.
Within the last couple of days, several of you have asked:  Why &#8220;Willow Boy.&#8221;  I figure this is probably as good a time to review as any, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/04/12/why-willow-boy</link>
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		<title>Here&#8217;s a Quick Reminder of Why We Are Praying for Her</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember - May 1, 2008  Oprah Day



Thanks to Avishalom
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		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/04/10/heres-a-quick-reminder-of-why-we-are-praying-for-her</link>
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		<title>We&#8217;re Just Like God&#8230;or God&#8217;s Just Like Us.  I Forget Which.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
I don’t usually follow up a posting on one of the pimps with another posting on the same pimp.  But, as I am want to do, I sat and listened to Joel (aka Willow Boy) a couple of days ago (Sunday, 6 April 2008) and I was absolutely blown away by the contents of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/04/10/were-just-like-godor-gods-just-like-us-i-forget-which</link>
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		<title>They&#8217;re Exactly the Same - Only Different.  Besides, Who Am I to Judge?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Believe it or not, I don’t go out of my way to uncover heretics and their heresies.  Most of the time, I tend to mind my own business.  At best I go out and look at these people’s sites and if I see something really good (bad?) I run and tell you about [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/04/01/theyre-exactly-the-same-only-different-besides-who-am-i-to-judge</link>
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		<title>New Publication from P.I.M.P. Ministries</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Click on the thumbnail image to get a look at the new book, &#8220;Pulpit Pimping for Dummies&#8221; [Fifth edition] from P.I.M.P Temple Press.   
 
Take your ministry to the next level.  Walk in divine prosperity.  Get the break through you keep promising the sheeple.  Drive the best cars, llive in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/03/22/new-publication-from-pimp-ministries</link>
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		<title>Spoilin&#8217; &#8216;Em Rotten</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s been kind of hectic around the Jones household.  Though it’s been over six months, I still haven’t quite adjusted to working five days a week instead of three.  Add to that, the fact that I’ve gotten involved with a church that insists we actually develop as Christians, the fact that I re-initiated [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/03/20/spoilin-em-rotten</link>
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		<title>Bible Study Tonight</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just thought I&#8217;d mention that I will be doing the Bible Study tonight at Stand Up Ministries.  The study starts at 8 pm.  I should have notes here shortly.  Standup will also send them out to folks on their mailing list.  
Make sure you have downloaded PalTalk and are all set [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/03/16/bible-study-tonight</link>
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		<title>May Day and Oprah</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Oprah is giving a ten part class via the internet.  If you want to (and you log on early enough), you can get the live stream every Monday at 9:00 pm for the next eight weeks.  I sat through a podcast of the first one.  I’ve downloaded the second one and am [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/03/13/may-day-and-oprah</link>
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		<title>The &#8220;Glory!!!&#8221; of Marriage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve seen men faint during the wedding ceremony.  I&#8217;ve seen a couple of men cry.  I&#8217;ve even seen men stop the whole thing and walk/run away.  But I have to say I have not seen a guy get so&#8230;uh&#8230;so&#8230;carried away during the ceremony.  You think maybe he began to understand and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/03/08/the-glory-of-marriage</link>
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		<title>Touch Not God&#8217;s Anointed&#8230;Or Else</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
Every time I lay out the blatant violations of one of the pimps, I can be guaranteed that one or more of you, even if it’s a drive by commenter, is going to bleat “Touch No-o-o-o-t God’s Anoooiiiinted!” The result of that bleating can, quite literally, be a beating or humiliation at the Mand [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/02/25/touch-not-gods-anointedor-else</link>
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		<title>The Bi-weekly Telecon Bible Study</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Folks, this evening at 6:00 pm eastern time, we&#8217;re having another teleconference Bible Study.
The topics are as follows:
#1: What happens to babies &#038; the mentally disabled when they die?
#2: Does the NT Christian still need Pastors to teach them in the church?
Give the number a call and join in or, if you just aren&#8217;t that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/02/23/the-bi-weekly-telecon-bible-study</link>
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		<title>What of the Sheep?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[His voice thunders in the ears of his sheep,
“Give god your money!  It&#8217;s not yours to keep!”
They listen, they write, they pass god the check.
Tears glisten on cheeks, but he’s not finished yet.
“Why are you robbing god?” He asks with contempt.
“All should pay!  And you&#8217;re not exempt!”
He’s the little “g” god, the pimp, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/02/21/what-of-the-sheep</link>
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		<title>Tonex - Down Low or Down Right Depraved?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A couple of people have pointed out the possibility that the site I have presented may not contain material that is from his hand; that it is actually a phantom site pretending to be his.   
Another also suggested that I remove the contents of the posting until I can somehow verify the site [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/02/15/tonex-down-low-or-down-right-depraved</link>
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		<title>Benny Hinn Has Cursed Us</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The site is apparently experiencing some technical difficulties.  Comments don&#8217;t appear when you go to a specific article, apparently you can&#8217;t comment on the current posting&#8217;s content, and a couple of other things.  
Maybe Independent Conservative was right!!  Maybe I had better send some first fruits into one of the pimps so [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/02/14/benny-hinn-has-cursed-us</link>
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		<title>Get Out Before They Suck You Dry!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ ( On several occasions readers have written comments [in this case it was to another reader by the name of Bill] that are so on the money [and too long be presented as simply a comment] that I see the necessity of promoting those comments to full-fledged postings.  
BooBoo&#8217;s Daddy made such a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/02/05/get-out-before-they-suck-you-dry</link>
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		<title>Building My Own Hustl&#8230;er&#8230;Ministry</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As most of you know, I started my own church last year.  God has so blessed me that I am already the bishop of the Praise Immanuel Mighty Prince (P.I.M.P.)  Temple of Wonderful Happenings and Experiences.  I&#8217;ve decided that you people need to be as blessed as I am.  I want [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/02/02/building-my-own-hustlerministry</link>
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		<title>The Weekly Stand Up Conference, Discussion, and &#8220;Animated&#8221; Debate</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(MN:  The next one is scheduled for 9 February 2008 )
Most Saturdays, starting at 6:00 pm Eastern time, the folks who brought you the Stand Up Conference in New Jersey provide a phone conference connection to allow at least 150 callers to participate.  
The last one, last Saturday, covered a number of topics [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/01/31/the-weekly-stand-up-conference-discussion-and-animated-debate</link>
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		<title>The Five-Fold Ministry Perps</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Generally, I&#8217;m not at all pleased to see the public and spectacular moral failing of anyone, even the worst of the pimps.  But sometimes the magnitude of the offenses of the perpetrator is so grievous and is so illustrative of the general fallacies assumed in the Anointed Mand of Gawd/Five Fold Ministry/Apostolic authority idiocies. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/01/30/the-five-fold-ministry-perps</link>
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		<title>Giving Away Books</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(MN:  Special Note - The next conference call will be held on 9 February, not this coming Saturday )
I like to use illustrations in the stuff I do, both here on the site and in teaching in general.  I think I have an illustration that may help.  I don&#8217;t wish to embarrass [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/01/27/giving-away-books</link>
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		<title>Free Books - A Healthy Church</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(MN:  It&#8217;s probably operator error [I&#8217;m the operator], but I was wrong.  I still can&#8217;t quite get into my e-mails.  Continue to make your requests through the comments.  I won&#8217;t publish any of your addresses.  We&#8217;re up to forty-five, by the way. )
(MN:  Mail&#8217;s up!  My VOWM says [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/01/21/free-books-a-healthy-church</link>
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		<title>&#8230;and we&#8217;re back!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi.  I&#8217;m the Vastly Overpriced Webmaster (VOPW).  
After about 1.5 weeks of transferring and copying files, editing DNS records, and banging my head against the desk, I let go and let God.  That&#8217;s right, God took over this webserver, and HEALED it of all its malware, spam and whatnot.  All in the matter [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2008/01/20/and-were-back</link>
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