The Fairy Godmother of the Word Faith Phoneys is back. I just got my next installment in the Summer of Blessings. And this time, she has given me a BLUE prayer cloth.

I guess I understood the GREEN cloth. You know, money is green and all these people think about is money. Blue , well that’s another matter. I haven’t quite figured it out.

Maybe my riches will be overflowing like the ocean, which in some places is blue, at least in the Pacific.

I keep saying this stuff is stupid. But on the other hand, it must be working because she keeps spending money for what must be massive copywriting, printing and postal costs. I mean, someone has to design and write this crap. Then they have to get it printed. The machines used to fold the flyers and stuff the envelops aren’t cheap. And don’t let the folders and stuffers break.

The one thing I want to continue to hammer home to you about this pimpette is the fact that her shenanigans are toxic with respect to a Christian who hopes to mature in Jesus Christ. Her doctrine, primarily one of materialism and greed, encourages her average follower to expect God to provide them with whatever their greedy little minds can come up with to use on themselves. James talked about it in chapter 4 starting at verse 3 when he says: You ask and do not receive, because you ask with wrong motives, so that you can spend it on your pleasures

Take a look at the letter. The document is one promise of riches, easy life, and good times after another. Be a Christian and take it easy. Trust our specially anointed prayer team to pray for you. Send us money and we will pray you into divine health! Just write the illness on the blue cloth and send it in , with a faith seed of $35 or more. You can even use your credit card to send the money in!

As I said earlier, if her prayers are so effectual, why does she waste them praying down health and wealth for us?

Why not pray protection on these people?

Davou Bulle, his wife, and their 10 children each climbed into the van, exhausted from another full day of work on their family’s farm. He started to pull away but was soon jarred to attention by the sound of gunshots hitting the tires. They were being ambushed because of his faith!

The Muslim attackers soon aimed their weapons at the driver, in hopes to first kill the Christian “infidel” then kill his entire family. In an attempt to protect his father, son Gyan lunged at the bullets to shield him, but the bullets found their way to their intended target, killing Davou. Gyan trying to help his father took 14 bullets during the ambush. Davou’s wife Mary was hit in the eye during the attack.
Mary was taken into surgery immediately. She lost one of her eyes as a result of the attack. Son Gyan was also operated on, removing all 14 bullets from his body. Miraculously he survived! Davou left behind a wife and 10 children.

More than 10,000 Christians have been killed since 1999 in Nigeria and nearly 1,000 homes and churches have been burned down by Muslim radicals-all because of their faith in Jesus Christ. VOM has opened up a center in Jos, Nigeria for the purpose of helping Christian widows who have lost their husbands at the hands of Muslim fanatics. This center will help these widows develop a trade in sewing or computers so they can support themselves and their children who were left behind.

Want to know how to hear about our brothers and sisters in other countries? Try this:
Voice of the Martyrs

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Being on the fairy godmother’s mailing list can make a person lazy. I don’t have to scan the web as much as I might to find stuff about her. She sends it straight to my house. I do have to scan the stuff in though.

Anyway, FGM Marilyn is still at it, appealing to your greed, laziness, and an understandable desire to have a sense of security and safety. One of her latest letters is ample description of that. Here are a set of links to the intro of the prophecy letter she sent me. I’m not going to spend the bandwidth putting up the prophecy. You can get the same thing from Master Prophet Jordan, who, like Reverend Ike, thinks you’re an idiot.

Click on them and take a look at the swill she is more than willing to feed to vulnerable and foolish masses who send her money. She spends the first part of the letter assuring folks that if they obey God, He has a miracle or two He wants to work in your life. Then she spends the second part of the letter doing the same thing. Then, and hears the really slick part, the rest of the letter is tilted to lead you to believe that sending a SEED of OBEDIENCE to her is the obedience that God is looking for.

Click here to see the part that got me hopping mad.

If she can pray things and have them happen, why is she prostituting that ability by selling it to us for 25 dollars a pop? Why not use this great ability to encourage and brace the people who are really hurting. I mean, okay, I work at Trak Auto and I only make $1500 dollars a month. Where does it say I’m supposed to make more? Or I got greedy and went completely stupid with my credit cards and now I’m so pushed to pay them back, I can’t do much of anything else. Where does it say God is supposed to magically wipe out my debt and let me start all over again?

But when it comes to stuff God does talk about, FGM Marilyn seems to suddenly become blind and deaf.

The Bible tells us we are to pray for those who are in Christ and in danger. A couple of examples include:

Romans 15:30 , 32 says:

30 Now I urge you, brethren, by our Lord Jesus Christ and by the love of the Spirit, to strive together with me in your prayers to God for me, 31 that I may be rescued from those who are disobedient in Judea, and that my service for Jerusalem may prove acceptable to the saints; 32 so that I may come to you in joy by the will of God and find refreshing rest in your company.

2 Corinthians 1:11 says:

“you also joining in helping us through your prayers, so that thanks may be given by many persons on our behalf for the favor bestowed on us through the prayers of many.”

Who would need these kinds of prayer, you ask? Simple, the people out there who have to actually suffer for being a real live Christian.

Click here to read about some of them.

So remember, while these Christians, your brothers and sisters in Christ, are physically suffering and even dying, FGM Marilyn is telling you she will prophecy and make your life easier.

Do you see that what she says has nothing to do with being a Christian and everything to do with seeing God as a cosmic bellhop, waiting to meet my every desire?

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I haven’t given much coverage to the Fairy Godmother of Word Faith, so here’s some information from Hickeyville.

I put myself on their mailing list and it’s like having a pipeline into her organization. It lets me see just how incredibly stupid they think you are. As I look at what they say I really don’t think I would have the ‘nads to make some of the claims or do some of the things they do. But then I remember that a lot of you want to believe the silliness and heresies she and her pimpette-in-training daughter deal in. (more…)

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