Prophet Jordan Left His Wife
Posted by Melvin Jones on June 4th, 2006
I feel so slighted!
I just got an e-mail from Gabriel Lemmond. And in that e-mail, Master Profit Bernard Jordan told Gabriel that he (Jordan) left his wife for Gabriel. I thought Jordan told me he was my personal profit. Or did I have to send some money to him first? I forget.
Of course it turns out that the leaving only involved leaving the television they were watching together. I’m betting they were watching Judge Judy or maybe Jerry Springer
But once he had Gabriel’s attention, he presented his newest scheme for separating Gabriel’s money from his bank account. I guess Jordan’s budget must be a little heftier than my boy Kerney’s because Jordan is appealing to the number 8. Kerney only appealed to the number 7.
Take a look at the letter the shameless hustler sent to Gabriel. Click here.
Could the appeal to greed and self-gratification be any more obvious? The generic prophecy talks about recognition and reward, and of course money coming into his life. And if Gabriel reads the prophecy eight times, it will get the power of 8 working for him. At this point you should be asking “What is the power of 8?” Is it anything like “Sesame Street” being brought to you by the letter “H” and the numbers 2 and 6?
I am absolutely amazed at the contempt with wich these pimps regard you. The man consistently makes references to the Bible, various people in the Bible, and religious sounding references. But if you look at the letterhead, you would be hard pressed to differentiate between this and the scams run by Reverend Ike.
The only difference between this fellow and pimps like Fast Eddie, Creflo, and Price is that the latter pimps tend to pimp you in the name of Jesus Christ and appeal to your greed. Master Profit Jordan appeals to some twisted idea of the Old Testament, and then he appeals to your greed. ANd every once in a while, he actually mentions Jesus; every once in a while.
My wife dropped her subscription to Gospel Toady so I don’t know if the editorial staff is still placing this pimp’s ads in their magazine. But since they still advertise for such wolves as T. Dexter Jakes, Dollar, and Price I don’t think it really matters if they do or not.
Stay away from this man if you value spiritual growth. Stay away from “Gospel Toady” if you want to avoid helping the pimps gain fame.
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