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	<title>Comments on: The Grand Opening - A Preview</title>
	<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview</link>
	<description>Speaking plainly about the pimpery in the pulpits.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: HumbleServant</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-53330</link>
		<dc:creator>HumbleServant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:34:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-53330</guid>
		<description>I have read this blog several times. I need the help of Melvin Jones and other faithful bloggers. Once we submit to our lives to the Lord Jesus Christ and make Him the King of our lives, are we then entitled to ask Him to assist us in areas of our life that need adjustments? I have been reading Deut 8:1-14 and John 15:7 and I am curious if my DADDY the almighty will bless me beyond measure because of my obedience, because of my abiding by His commandments. Bloggers will I be a sheeple or materialistic like the pimps in the pulpit?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have read this blog several times. I need the help of Melvin Jones and other faithful bloggers. Once we submit to our lives to the Lord Jesus Christ and make Him the King of our lives, are we then entitled to ask Him to assist us in areas of our life that need adjustments? I have been reading <a href="http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?go=Go&amp;q=Deut+8%3A1-14" title="English Standard Version Bible">Deut 8:1-14</a> and <a href="http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?go=Go&amp;q=John+15%3A7" title="English Standard Version Bible">John 15:7</a> and I am curious if my DADDY the almighty will bless me beyond measure because of my obedience, because of my abiding by His commandments. Bloggers will I be a sheeple or materialistic like the pimps in the pulpit?</p>
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		<title>By: Yvette</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-49904</link>
		<dc:creator>Yvette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-49904</guid>
		<description>Melvin I disagree about Darryl being angry. He sounds like someone who has been hurt over and over by those who claimed to be Christians but really were wolves in sheep's clothing. And just like Pharaoh he has hardened his heart and embraced his pain instead of looking to God for the truth. What he sees as disagreement on what the bible says is just another lie that the devil is whispering in his ear to keep him from hearing the truth. In reality the disagreement he sees is the fact that like all families when we see someone who is going down a path that will hurt them we are bound by the spirit to caution them to implore them to stop looking at others for their answers and to seek their help from the comforter. The devil knows very well that people will look at our lives first before they will ever pick up a bible and few are able to see past their pains to do so. While he sees denominations (Baptist, AME, Methodist) as religions which they are not, very few have taken the time to explain to him they are all the same (at least that was the intent when they were instituted) unlike Islam, Mormon or Jehovah's witnesses. The devil knows that if he can keep the mud over the eyes of the unsaved he can keep their souls. And people like Darryl are too hurt to see past that. They have never honestly asked God who he was outside of what stuff he will give them thanks to people like C.A. Dollar, Junie B, Kenneth Copeland, et al. These false preachers will one day have to look into the eyes of those unsaved like Darryl and explain why they lied to him and were instrumental in making his heart hard towards God. These evil people have taught that people can make god into what they want him to be instead of who he is. They have taught a god who cares nothing for them outside of how much money they can give. They have presented a god who cannot be reached and who spits on us if we are not perfect. They have not taught why Jesus was born, lived and how he lived, what he did and why he died and rose again. They don't teach that there is nothing we can do to gain salvation or to get free ourselves. They don't teach that to humble ourselves takes more courage and faith than getting up and jumping and shouting because we got a new car that we can't pay for. It takes must more to stop trying to save ourselves and fall on our faces because God revealed himself to us. That is what he can't understand yet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Melvin I disagree about Darryl being angry. He sounds like someone who has been hurt over and over by those who claimed to be Christians but really were wolves in sheep&#8217;s clothing. And just like Pharaoh he has hardened his heart and embraced his pain instead of looking to God for the truth. What he sees as disagreement on what the bible says is just another lie that the devil is whispering in his ear to keep him from hearing the truth. In reality the disagreement he sees is the fact that like all families when we see someone who is going down a path that will hurt them we are bound by the spirit to caution them to implore them to stop looking at others for their answers and to seek their help from the comforter. The devil knows very well that people will look at our lives first before they will ever pick up a bible and few are able to see past their pains to do so. While he sees denominations (Baptist, AME, Methodist) as religions which they are not, very few have taken the time to explain to him they are all the same (at least that was the intent when they were instituted) unlike Islam, Mormon or Jehovah&#8217;s witnesses. The devil knows that if he can keep the mud over the eyes of the unsaved he can keep their souls. And people like Darryl are too hurt to see past that. They have never honestly asked God who he was outside of what stuff he will give them thanks to people like C.A. Dollar, Junie B, Kenneth Copeland, et al. These false preachers will one day have to look into the eyes of those unsaved like Darryl and explain why they lied to him and were instrumental in making his heart hard towards God. These evil people have taught that people can make god into what they want him to be instead of who he is. They have taught a god who cares nothing for them outside of how much money they can give. They have presented a god who cannot be reached and who spits on us if we are not perfect. They have not taught why Jesus was born, lived and how he lived, what he did and why he died and rose again. They don&#8217;t teach that there is nothing we can do to gain salvation or to get free ourselves. They don&#8217;t teach that to humble ourselves takes more courage and faith than getting up and jumping and shouting because we got a new car that we can&#8217;t pay for. It takes must more to stop trying to save ourselves and fall on our faces because God revealed himself to us. That is what he can&#8217;t understand yet.</p>
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		<title>By: IndependentConservative</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-49823</link>
		<dc:creator>IndependentConservative</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-49823</guid>
		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Why do christians still sin and die if jesus dies for sins as well as conquered death? What a crock of ****!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

You'll find out the difference when you breath your last breath.

You come here because YOU KNOW that your efforts to make up answers for your own existence are void.  But you're afraid to trust God.  So you mock we who beleive because it helps you momentarily calm your own inner fears.  God does not owe you anything.  You know you were created, but you're afraid to trust what God has given in the Bible.  Come judgment you have no excuse, because you had access to the truth and rejected it.

By the way, your language does nothing to help you make your case.  In fact, it helps prove why you need salvation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Why do christians still sin and die if jesus dies for sins as well as conquered death? What a crock of ****!</p></blockquote>
<p>You&#8217;ll find out the difference when you breath your last breath.</p>
<p>You come here because YOU KNOW that your efforts to make up answers for your own existence are void.  But you&#8217;re afraid to trust God.  So you mock we who beleive because it helps you momentarily calm your own inner fears.  God does not owe you anything.  You know you were created, but you&#8217;re afraid to trust what God has given in the Bible.  Come judgment you have no excuse, because you had access to the truth and rejected it.</p>
<p>By the way, your language does nothing to help you make your case.  In fact, it helps prove why you need salvation.</p>
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		<title>By: Darryl Morning</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-49781</link>
		<dc:creator>Darryl Morning</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:28:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-49781</guid>
		<description>&lt;strong&gt;(MN: &lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;It's always interesting to listen to the unsaved rail about Christianity and our efforts toward orthodoxy.  It's also interesting to listen to them show their ignorance with such anger and foolishness.  Always a good visual aid in my book. &lt;/em&gt; &lt;strong&gt;)&lt;/strong&gt;

Wow! I just read on of your threads regarding being a member of a church - what a crock of ****...
It's amazing how you bible thumpers cannot even get on the same page. What's even more amazing is that you thumpers cannot even get god to interpret those scriptures for you all and you end up arguing over it. That's division my friend. You are right, they are right - but when is your god right? Is he ever? Is that why there are so many religions? 

Have a serious debate about the original religions and why they disappeared or became pagan religions. Have a serious debate about who wrote and where your religions come from.

You even had a thread or two about politics/government and religion. They sleep in the same bed my friend! These folks along with your catholic bishops created this religion - this magical situation. Why doesn't jesus or god do magic anymore?

Why do christians still sin and die if jesus dies for sins as well as conquered death? What a crock of ****!

Why do you believers go to work for the devils money and turn around and give it to god? I wouldn't think for a second god would want dirty money! Maybe he washed that clean too?

Y'all too much!

(MN:  Before you respond, remember that this fellow doesn't really address anything you say.  He siply continues to rant about the same thing over and over.  But hey, give it a try.  Maybe he has changed a little.  I wouldn't count on it though.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>(MN: </strong> <em>It&#8217;s always interesting to listen to the unsaved rail about Christianity and our efforts toward orthodoxy.  It&#8217;s also interesting to listen to them show their ignorance with such anger and foolishness.  Always a good visual aid in my book. </em> <strong>)</strong></p>
<p>Wow! I just read on of your threads regarding being a member of a church - what a crock of ****&#8230;<br />
It&#8217;s amazing how you bible thumpers cannot even get on the same page. What&#8217;s even more amazing is that you thumpers cannot even get god to interpret those scriptures for you all and you end up arguing over it. That&#8217;s division my friend. You are right, they are right - but when is your god right? Is he ever? Is that why there are so many religions? </p>
<p>Have a serious debate about the original religions and why they disappeared or became pagan religions. Have a serious debate about who wrote and where your religions come from.</p>
<p>You even had a thread or two about politics/government and religion. They sleep in the same bed my friend! These folks along with your catholic bishops created this religion - this magical situation. Why doesn&#8217;t jesus or god do magic anymore?</p>
<p>Why do christians still sin and die if jesus dies for sins as well as conquered death? What a crock of ****!</p>
<p>Why do you believers go to work for the devils money and turn around and give it to god? I wouldn&#8217;t think for a second god would want dirty money! Maybe he washed that clean too?</p>
<p>Y&#8217;all too much!</p>
<p>(MN:  Before you respond, remember that this fellow doesn&#8217;t really address anything you say.  He siply continues to rant about the same thing over and over.  But hey, give it a try.  Maybe he has changed a little.  I wouldn&#8217;t count on it though.)</p>
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		<title>By: GaryV</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-48060</link>
		<dc:creator>GaryV</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-48060</guid>
		<description>Sorry if I misunderstood your point there Rich.

The problem lies in the fact that most people have this distorted vision of some imaginary Jesus Who just wants us to be happy and give us all a Holy bear hug.(I'm not saying that you have this issue,just that most of the heathen and sadly MOST of the church does).

If you tell folks to love others as Jesus loved them these days, they are going to assert a Christ of their own imagination. WWJD is not a viable option in a stone cold ignorant church that really has no idea what He did or how He loved us.

Jesus was EXCORIATING in His denouncements of false teachers, and so were the Apostles and prophets. And, THAT was absolutely LOVING. Most folks that pass through here cannot see that. Jesus was about Truth and Love. You have to admit that most people want the Love but won't accept the Truth.

Welcome aboard BTW!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry if I misunderstood your point there Rich.</p>
<p>The problem lies in the fact that most people have this distorted vision of some imaginary Jesus Who just wants us to be happy and give us all a Holy bear hug.(I&#8217;m not saying that you have this issue,just that most of the heathen and sadly MOST of the church does).</p>
<p>If you tell folks to love others as Jesus loved them these days, they are going to assert a Christ of their own imagination. WWJD is not a viable option in a stone cold ignorant church that really has no idea what He did or how He loved us.</p>
<p>Jesus was EXCORIATING in His denouncements of false teachers, and so were the Apostles and prophets. And, THAT was absolutely LOVING. Most folks that pass through here cannot see that. Jesus was about Truth and Love. You have to admit that most people want the Love but won&#8217;t accept the Truth.</p>
<p>Welcome aboard BTW!!</p>
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		<title>By: Rich</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-48037</link>
		<dc:creator>Rich</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:46:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-48037</guid>
		<description>You may have missed my point GaryV.  The point of the reference was not a criticism of speaking against false 'profits'.

I still rest my case with all things by asking anyone to answer the same question in their own hearts as it relates to their actions and attitudes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You may have missed my point GaryV.  The point of the reference was not a criticism of speaking against false &#8216;profits&#8217;.</p>
<p>I still rest my case with all things by asking anyone to answer the same question in their own hearts as it relates to their actions and attitudes.</p>
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		<title>By: SoliDeoGloriaFella</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47868</link>
		<dc:creator>SoliDeoGloriaFella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:07:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47868</guid>
		<description>Melvin,,,

What happened to all of those funny pics of the pimps you used to make. You actually post real photos and not "altered" ones now. Come on man!!!!!!

That Benny Hinn "pimp-opoly" one pic was a riot!!!!!! LOL!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Melvin,,,</p>
<p>What happened to all of those funny pics of the pimps you used to make. You actually post real photos and not &#8220;altered&#8221; ones now. Come on man!!!!!!</p>
<p>That Benny Hinn &#8220;pimp-opoly&#8221; one pic was a riot!!!!!! LOL!!!</p>
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		<title>By: GaryV</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47854</link>
		<dc:creator>GaryV</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:19:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47854</guid>
		<description>Hey Rich, Jesus loved us by warning us about the pimps of His days on earth,and pimps to come. Paul too.And Peter. And James. And Jude, and the OT prophets.....etc, etc, etc.
 
Additionally,Jesus showed His love for us by opening our eyes to the false doctrine and pimping, and He demonstrates His love for those still in the web of deceit by commanding us to warn them.

How's that for love??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Rich, Jesus loved us by warning us about the pimps of His days on earth,and pimps to come. Paul too.And Peter. And James. And Jude, and the OT prophets&#8230;..etc, etc, etc.</p>
<p>Additionally,Jesus showed His love for us by opening our eyes to the false doctrine and pimping, and He demonstrates His love for those still in the web of deceit by commanding us to warn them.</p>
<p>How&#8217;s that for love??</p>
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		<title>By: Rich</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47824</link>
		<dc:creator>Rich</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 21:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47824</guid>
		<description>John 15:12 (kjv) states (in red)

"This is my commandment, That ye love one another as I have loved you."

How has Jesus loved you?

I rest ALL cases with this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?go=Go&amp;q=John+15%3A12" title="English Standard Version Bible">John 15:12</a> (kjv) states (in red)</p>
<p>&#8220;This is my commandment, That ye love one another as I have loved you.&#8221;</p>
<p>How has Jesus loved you?</p>
<p>I rest ALL cases with this.</p>
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		<title>By: Kyle</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47743</link>
		<dc:creator>Kyle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47743</guid>
		<description>Stan,

As a former Pentacostal I have a problem with the whole Pentacostal movement.  First let me ask you a few questions.

Is there going to be a latter rain as we near the end times?

Have you seen anyone with certain "gifts" such as healing and has a healing been documented?

Do you speak in tongues?

Do you believe in present day Apostles and Prophets?

Answer these questions so we can open up the debate.

Kyle</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stan,</p>
<p>As a former Pentacostal I have a problem with the whole Pentacostal movement.  First let me ask you a few questions.</p>
<p>Is there going to be a latter rain as we near the end times?</p>
<p>Have you seen anyone with certain &#8220;gifts&#8221; such as healing and has a healing been documented?</p>
<p>Do you speak in tongues?</p>
<p>Do you believe in present day Apostles and Prophets?</p>
<p>Answer these questions so we can open up the debate.</p>
<p>Kyle</p>
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		<title>By: stan</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47692</link>
		<dc:creator>stan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 18:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47692</guid>
		<description>hey, dont make fun of Pentecostals. Not all of us are like these clowns. I dont know where these guys get their ordination from but it is ridiculous, I've heard of preachers becoming pastors at the age of 18 and I cannot believe it. How do they know how to lead a church with people of different personalities if they arent even old enough.  I know for a fact that the IPC (India Pentecostal church) HQ in India doesnt just give out ordination to just anyone, they have to have a degree in theology and also serve in outstations before they can be ordained. I think that some of these mega church pastors have just purchased their ordination and then learned how to be motivational speakers and lead their sheep like the the pi piper that they are.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey, dont make fun of Pentecostals. Not all of us are like these clowns. I dont know where these guys get their ordination from but it is ridiculous, I&#8217;ve heard of preachers becoming pastors at the age of 18 and I cannot believe it. How do they know how to lead a church with people of different personalities if they arent even old enough.  I know for a fact that the IPC (India Pentecostal church) HQ in India doesnt just give out ordination to just anyone, they have to have a degree in theology and also serve in outstations before they can be ordained. I think that some of these mega church pastors have just purchased their ordination and then learned how to be motivational speakers and lead their sheep like the the pi piper that they are.</p>
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		<title>By: IndependentConservative</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47671</link>
		<dc:creator>IndependentConservative</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:55:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47671</guid>
		<description>Somebody needs to mail Dr. Phil the text of &lt;a href="http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?q=Luke+6%3A26" rel="nofollow"&gt;Luke 6:26&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somebody needs to mail Dr. Phil the text of <a href="http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?q=Luke+6%3A26" rel="nofollow">Luke 6:26</a>.</p>
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		<title>By: angela trent</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47655</link>
		<dc:creator>angela trent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 14:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47655</guid>
		<description>Dr. Phil says this about Jakes "I would never thought I would use rock star and preacher in the same sense but this man is unbelievable", on his show.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dr. Phil says this about Jakes &#8220;I would never thought I would use rock star and preacher in the same sense but this man is unbelievable&#8221;, on his show.</p>
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		<title>By: danharr</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47603</link>
		<dc:creator>danharr</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47603</guid>
		<description>Oh thanks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh thanks.</p>
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		<title>By: IndependentConservative</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47602</link>
		<dc:creator>IndependentConservative</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47602</guid>
		<description>Jakes just acts like &lt;a href="http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?q=Revelation+21%3A8" rel="nofollow"&gt;Revelation 21:8&lt;/a&gt; does not exists and claims &lt;em&gt;"oh I don't know, the Laud is gonna work it all out"&lt;/em&gt; when he needs to sell a few more books.  Of course the response depends on who he is marketing merchandise to.

His &lt;a href="http://www.independentconservative.com/2007/04/09/td_jakes_pimps_4_tbn/" rel="nofollow"&gt;blue suit pitch&lt;/a&gt; is my favorite. (I say that sarcastically.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jakes just acts like <a href="http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?q=Revelation+21%3A8" rel="nofollow">Revelation 21:8</a> does not exists and claims <em>&#8220;oh I don&#8217;t know, the Laud is gonna work it all out&#8221;</em> when he needs to sell a few more books.  Of course the response depends on who he is marketing merchandise to.</p>
<p>His <a href="http://www.independentconservative.com/2007/04/09/td_jakes_pimps_4_tbn/" rel="nofollow">blue suit pitch</a> is my favorite. (I say that sarcastically.)</p>
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		<title>By: saint james</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47581</link>
		<dc:creator>saint james</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47581</guid>
		<description>Did Jakes REALLY deny that practicng homosexuals would go to hell? Is this documented somewhere? LORD, I hope you are mistaken!

&lt;strong&gt;(MN: &lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;Not so much deny it as come back with the "I can't say who is going to heaven and who is not" reply.  The interview that generated the posting and other comments is &lt;a href="http://216.35.221.77/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5376906"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/em&gt; &lt;strong&gt;)&lt;/strong&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did Jakes REALLY deny that practicng homosexuals would go to hell? Is this documented somewhere? LORD, I hope you are mistaken!</p>
<p><strong>(MN: </strong> <em>Not so much deny it as come back with the &#8220;I can&#8217;t say who is going to heaven and who is not&#8221; reply.  The interview that generated the posting and other comments is <a href="http://216.35.221.77/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5376906">here</a>. </em> <strong>)</strong></p>
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		<title>By: Bishop612</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47458</link>
		<dc:creator>Bishop612</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 16:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47458</guid>
		<description>The title Bishop has been taken WAY out of context today.  In my case it's more of a nick- name...  for some reason when I started college many years ago, one of my room-mates started calling me that, and it stuck.  Bishop, Pastor, and Elder are all the SAME thing, and the words/titles can be used interchangably.

Supposedly when a Minister is ordained, the person or people who ordains them, have had hands laid on them by other Ministers that can be traced all the way back to the Apostels.

When I was growing up, the title Bishop was reserved for only the most senior Ministers who had proved themselves in the Gospel over many years, and they were generally older Ministers, and there weren't very many of them.  The Bible even says such a person shouldn't be a novis (see 1 Timothy 3:1-around verse 6 or so, this gives the qualifications of a Bishop).  Bishop simply means, an officer of the church, not this high and might dignatary that people have made it today.  The afore mentioned scripture eliminates probably 85-90% of all these so call Bishops we have today.  It the tenants of the scripture were strictly held today, there is no way Thomas Weeks III, Clarence McClendon ect would have ever been put into that office.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The title Bishop has been taken WAY out of context today.  In my case it&#8217;s more of a nick- name&#8230;  for some reason when I started college many years ago, one of my room-mates started calling me that, and it stuck.  Bishop, Pastor, and Elder are all the SAME thing, and the words/titles can be used interchangably.</p>
<p>Supposedly when a Minister is ordained, the person or people who ordains them, have had hands laid on them by other Ministers that can be traced all the way back to the Apostels.</p>
<p>When I was growing up, the title Bishop was reserved for only the most senior Ministers who had proved themselves in the Gospel over many years, and they were generally older Ministers, and there weren&#8217;t very many of them.  The Bible even says such a person shouldn&#8217;t be a novis (see <a href="http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?go=Go&amp;q=1+Timothy+3%3A1" title="English Standard Version Bible">1 Timothy 3:1</a>-around verse 6 or so, this gives the qualifications of a Bishop).  Bishop simply means, an officer of the church, not this high and might dignatary that people have made it today.  The afore mentioned scripture eliminates probably 85-90% of all these so call Bishops we have today.  It the tenants of the scripture were strictly held today, there is no way Thomas Weeks III, Clarence McClendon ect would have ever been put into that office.</p>
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		<title>By: Beryle</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47226</link>
		<dc:creator>Beryle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 14:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47226</guid>
		<description>To Danharr: The 'bishops" are self-proclaimed OR are "ordained" by a board of peers---like-wise, self-proclaimed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To Danharr: The &#8216;bishops&#8221; are self-proclaimed OR are &#8220;ordained&#8221; by a board of peers&#8212;like-wise, self-proclaimed.</p>
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		<title>By: epiphany</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47157</link>
		<dc:creator>epiphany</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:19:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47157</guid>
		<description>Melvin, 
After reading this article and having lived a similiar experience, I think that it is time that you begin an local chapter of S.A. (Sheeple Anonymous).  No, there is no twelve step program...just one way..JESUS through His word.  Here is a good "ice breaker" for the first meeting.

http://www.spiritualabuse.org/articles/checklist.html

And remember that everyone must introduce themselves properly, "Hello, my name is _________ and I am a sheeple."  Prayerfully, they want to be delivered, but then again, I have never seen so many people that want to be in bondage so bad that they fight to stay there, then get indignant because "we iz free!"...they need to leave that slave mentality alone....Jesus died and rose so that we could and (despite how they are living), I am living as though He is coming back, which He is.  Besides, God said do not store up any treasures on earth where they can deteriorate (sounds like the mega-structure that will be mega-rubble in less than 50 years).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Melvin,<br />
After reading this article and having lived a similiar experience, I think that it is time that you begin an local chapter of S.A. (Sheeple Anonymous).  No, there is no twelve step program&#8230;just one way..JESUS through His word.  Here is a good &#8220;ice breaker&#8221; for the first meeting.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.spiritualabuse.org/articles/checklist.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.spiritualabuse.org/articles/checklist.html</a></p>
<p>And remember that everyone must introduce themselves properly, &#8220;Hello, my name is _________ and I am a sheeple.&#8221;  Prayerfully, they want to be delivered, but then again, I have never seen so many people that want to be in bondage so bad that they fight to stay there, then get indignant because &#8220;we iz free!&#8221;&#8230;they need to leave that slave mentality alone&#8230;.Jesus died and rose so that we could and (despite how they are living), I am living as though He is coming back, which He is.  Besides, God said do not store up any treasures on earth where they can deteriorate (sounds like the mega-structure that will be mega-rubble in less than 50 years).</p>
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		<title>By: GaryV</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47099</link>
		<dc:creator>GaryV</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:31:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47099</guid>
		<description>Pretty much........BTW, I'm now the Grand Poobah of Palm Beach. Just cuz I says so.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pretty much&#8230;&#8230;..BTW, I&#8217;m now the Grand Poobah of Palm Beach. Just cuz I says so.</p>
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		<title>By: Melvin Jones</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47050</link>
		<dc:creator>Melvin Jones</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 15:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47050</guid>
		<description>By the way, if you have a chance to catch the MSNBC documentary "To Hell and Back" you'll see that she (Flunders) is also a big supporter of Carlton Pearson.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By the way, if you have a chance to catch the MSNBC documentary &#8220;To Hell and Back&#8221; you&#8217;ll see that she (Flunders) is also a big supporter of Carlton Pearson.</p>
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		<title>By: brooksdx</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47032</link>
		<dc:creator>brooksdx</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 13:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47032</guid>
		<description>I have a problem with it too, Redman. But it's practically church standard that pators make an entrance somewhere near the end of praise and worship, just before service begins as if he doesn't have to praise and worhip God himself.  ...burns me up.  When the crowd stands to applaude him I sit in silence protest.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a problem with it too, Redman. But it&#8217;s practically church standard that pators make an entrance somewhere near the end of praise and worship, just before service begins as if he doesn&#8217;t have to praise and worhip God himself.  &#8230;burns me up.  When the crowd stands to applaude him I sit in silence protest.</p>
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		<title>By: brenda</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47028</link>
		<dc:creator>brenda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:42:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47028</guid>
		<description>A little off topic , but I've noticed we haven't heard anything from the sister that tryed to call this site &#38; the conference with Pastor Coleman out a few months back. Interesting since the level of exposure that we are witnessing today confirms what is shared here.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A little off topic , but I&#8217;ve noticed we haven&#8217;t heard anything from the sister that tryed to call this site &amp; the conference with Pastor Coleman out a few months back. Interesting since the level of exposure that we are witnessing today confirms what is shared here.</p>
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		<title>By: Mike former ET member</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47022</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike former ET member</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47022</guid>
		<description>HGAA is also a oneness pentecostal denomination but for some reason they removed their statement of faith which states that.I saw it a few years ago when they clearly stated that Acts 2:38 was God's plan for salvation.It was very similar to what PAW has as their statement of faith.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HGAA is also a oneness pentecostal denomination but for some reason they removed their statement of faith which states that.I saw it a few years ago when they clearly stated that <a href="http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?go=Go&amp;q=Acts+2%3A38" title="English Standard Version Bible">Acts 2:38</a> was God&#8217;s plan for salvation.It was very similar to what PAW has as their statement of faith.</p>
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		<title>By: redman30034</title>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47009</link>
		<dc:creator>redman30034</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/archives/2007/09/24/the-grand-opening-a-preview#comment-47009</guid>
		<description>I have a problem with churches where the Pastor makes a grand entrance gets praise etc. I respect man but I worship only God.</description>
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