People seem to like lists. And they work really well for Dave Letterman. Well, here are the Top Ten Sayings that enable the pimps to keep making money.
10. Matthew 7:1 says judge not
9. Touch not mine anointed and do my prophets no harm
8. Keep your mouth off the man of God
7. Who are you to judge another man’s servant?
6. You must be jealous
5. pray that God open up your eyes for a manifestation of the apostolic anointing - Ooh shalla bang bang, tonto comes ina honda!
4. You need to allow the spirit to work in your life
3. I hope you die and go to hell
2. I hope your kids turn out to be gay.
And the number one saying that enables the pimps to keep making money is:
1. You need to keep your @#%^$# mouth shut or else….
And all the while they fork over their money to the pimps and the pimpettes.
If I hear one more so-called Christian use God’s word to condemn those that speak out against the wickedness of church leaders, I will scream!!! God REQUIRES that we call these men out….not for our own glory, but so that the world will know “unholiness” by our example.
Remaining silent, holding on to “touch not God’s anoinited”, putting these individuals up on a pedastal is SIN! If you, as a follow of Christ fail to speak against this SIN, then their blood will be on your hands..see Ezekiel.
The bible also instructs us to judge each others “fruit” and test the “spirits”. The reason that the enemy has wrecked havoc in God’s house is because “church folk” have no spiritual balls!
Have you not heard? Have you not read Matthew 23:2-33 where Jesus calls the church leaders “vipers and hypocrites” and tells them that they are going straight to hell? We don’t even talk about how Jesus made a whip and beat the “moneychangers” out of the church..why! Because somebody may want to be just like Jesus.
Remember, the “church leaders’ were the ones that wanted to kill Jesus and did..all because He called out their hypocrisy and sin publicly.
READ GOD’S WORD AND CARE MORE ABOUT HOW GOD SEES YOU, NOT MAN!
Amen!!!! I hear you, I am tired of people protecting their pimp preacher over the word of God. They are blinded by images.
oh my, this musta had paisano and melville all atingle. epiphany, the correct term in mixed company is spherical dangling appendages.
Mav, better translate that into Greek………it seems more spiritual.
ÏŒÏ?χεις
See??
And the BD approved term is ‘nads. Either that or Testicular Mass. Any of the three will do just fine.
listen mr. benevolent dictator, being that i am of a creative mind- i was thinking (and yes, i know that can be dangerous for me, too)how ’bout spermatozoa encased dual orbs? see how nice of a ring that has? so from now on we can just say, someones lacks the s.e.d.o……
‘nads and tm is so played.
ok, i’m going to bed now, i’s tired. nitey nite.
LOL great list and Ive heard them all before. Instead of the 10 commandments these pulpit pimps give out your list. I’ll be out of town August 3rd but I will pray that it will be a good turnout. (maybe next time) Keep up the good fight. Just recently got turned onto these site, I have lost many friendships because of my opinion of these pulpit pimps, and its great to see that its not just me and my wife. God bless.
Melvin I think you nailed it. I was on streaming Faith site and people were talking about K.C Price and his law suit aganist 20/20 for defamation. Every one of the items you have listed,someone quote it.
(MN: It’s Boardmanudobi’s list )
Someone has told me everything on that list and many more. But most of the people who told me that stuff, always tell me that my theology is jacked up, but when I suggest they show me from the Bible how I am jacked up, they also have excuses like “Well we will have to talk sometime, I gotta go”….”You need to allow the spirit to work”(as opposed to studying the Word), “I don’t like to argue over the things of God” etc.
hey Mel how did this work out?
Great list, lol! Sad but oh so true.
Can I add these to your list?
“So what are YOU doing to reach the lost? All I see is you talking bad about the preacher”
“Don’t put God in a box.”
Melvin is doing a lot to reach the lost because he is exposing the pimps. There are many lost souls and blind people sitting in their churches, for the pimps are leading them to chase after money instead of righteousness.
As long as they stay under those pimps, they will remain in darkness and will be led down a road of destruction. So Melvin is reaching the lost, for he is warning and telling the people to depart from these pimps and find another church that is preaching the true word of God.
Timothy 6:10-11
Funny thing though; try asking the average WOF’er who covet after riches if they didn’t have a lot of money would they be happy. Then ask them if they had money would their life be a lot better or would they be happier. If they answer they answer no to the first and yes to the second, then it is simple. THEY PUT THEIR TRUST IN THEIR MONEY!!! I am saying this assuming they would be spiritually honest. I also believe I heard Creflo, Price or one of the most prominent WOF preachers say that they can’t be happy if they are broke. So what they are saying that as long as they have a lot of money, they are happy. THEY PUT THEIR TRUST IN THEIR MONEY!!! What about those Christians that live in third world countries that are not afforded the luxuries of the good old USA? I say we are a product of our society. Let’s be honest for a second. Americans worships the dollar and all the luxuries that come with it. What about: Phil 4:11 and 1Tim 6:8-9?
I’ve heard just about all of them from one of my “charismatic” friends…even the one with the fake tongues!!!
Hands down this is my favorite site. It makes me laugh, think, and question, all of the so called self appointed anointed ones.
I confessed Christ as my personal Savior when I was in the 4th grade. I am now 31, and the I just fully put my trust in the Lord. I finally took God at His word.
After getting wrapped up in sin, I tried so hard to clean up my life, but the problem is, I am a man. I’m not God. I will start something and quit, but when God Almighty starts a work, He never stops until its finished. God has started a work in me, and I am so thankful that He loved me enough(the dirty, filthy, low-down mess that I was) to send His Son, Jesus to die for my sins. I didn’t speak it, name it and claim it, or anything like that. I put my trust in Jesus and the inspired Word of God….James 4:8, Matthew 11:28, Matthew 6:33, and John 15.
I am thankful that someone is taking a step out on Faith to expose false teachers. Melvin, I pray that God will continue to strengthen you.
I really could relate to your statement because it’s pretty much the same testimony I’ve had for my life and I just wanted to let you know that your statement really had an impact on me. Also, are you a member of the Kappa Beta Chapter of A-Phi-A? If so, I am as well. Your name is in our chapter lineage on our website.
We need to just cite this post when those same statements continually come up here.
I’ve got one other one they must have learned from the pimps and it has been used here (and other places) more recently:
Why don’t you just let the wheat and tares grow together and let God work it out?
(MN: Ah yes. That would be similar to the average Artillery Battalion motto. “Kill ‘em all. Let God sort it out!”
My brother, who now talks REAL loud, was in artillery. )
You forgot a couple.
“you’re rebellious” and “rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft” comes to mind.
Ahhh, but I digress.
Hey Gary…..:waving vigorously:
Danny, you always make me chuckle…………I just plain LIKE you
I forgot a couple more
“you gonna miss your blessing being like that”
“you gotta give to the man of god, god won’t open up the windows of heaven if you don’t”
But wait……there’s more….
“you are being double-minded, just follow your pastor”
“stop asking so many questions and just believe”
and my personal favorite
“you are going to end up just like Miriam when she put her mouth on Moses and his new W. do you want leprosy? god don’t allow people to say things against his prophets? He didn’t allow balaam to do it, so you better start blessing that man instead of talking about him behind his back.” - from a Church of God attendee
How about, “Your attack on the Mand-O-Gawd just makes Gawd bless him more.
Hey, Danny don’t forget the second half of this one: “you gotta give to the man of god, god won’t open up the windows of heaven if you don’t” It’s - “And if the head is blessed, you’ll be blessed. The blessing flows from the head down.”
Please don’t forget: “God is doing a new thing.” Or the ever annoying “The LORD did a quick work” when defending the use of a novice in a position that should be reserved for a seasoned, mature, believer.
These are the sayings I hate the most. They tell their followers that God is going to do something “suddenly” or “quick.” Like their situation is gonna change tomorrow. To me, that is a SERIOUS false sense of security. God Almighty is all about His timing, which is ALWAYS right on time.
Think about this…Judas was looking for a “quick work.” Please correct me if I am wrong, but the way I read it, Judas was looking for Jesus to establish his Kingdom ASAP and destroy the Roman Government.
Its tragic what happened to Judas, once he found out how wrong he really was. You have got to believe that Jesus gave Judas every opportunity to get with what He was saying.
Ok Melvin, don’t post the last, it all sorted out when I submitted the comment.
“Feed the flock, not on the flock”
What ever happened to Isa 55:1-3, thought we didn’t need money to obtain salvation. And also Jn 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:
Joh 1:13 Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God. What stands out for me is BELIEVE on his name. And also the birth was of nothing else but of God.
Somehow while there is need for deep study and proper exegesis of the word, there are some simply stated and profound truths of the gospel that seem to evade the ‘pimpyguards’. But again the word of God reminds us in 1Co 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
I got to add mine: “God is restoring the _________ anointing for the End Time Harvest” — In the blank you can put “apostolic”, “prophetic”, “Prophetess-ic”, “Handmaiden of the lawd-ic”
I watched an IV Hilliard broadcast, late Sunday night. It is so so sad that he can get so many people to follow such awful awful teaching.
I know your have all seen those stories on the news about a tragic accident, where a child is killed or missing or something like that. Its so sad that, if you have children, you hug them a little tighter the next time you see them cause you appreciate them so much…Well….I can’t wait to hug my Pastor on Sunday morning!
Just last night on TBN Paula White named several “new anointings” that would come on the people if they donated; “Harvest Anointing” anyone? Incidentally, this telethon is a rebroadcast for the third time. They are calling it the Macedonian Call. I’ve seen it twice before. I was. sure I could be certain because Paula has her old face in these tapes. Perhaps she was not flowing in her “New Face Anointing”….(Anyone?) I know I could use a new body anointing.
What’s next “prepare for the rapture anointings”?
No…the “plastic surgery” anointing.
Naw, Joyce Meyers already gobbled that one up! That’s because according to Joyce, God doesn’t like ugly people therefore we (scratch that-you) ugly people need a makeover. Holee ghost style I guess.
Julian, is that anything like Fred Price (Is Right) saying that the Holy Spirit doesn’t want to dwell in any broken down body where He can’t see out of the eyes, or can’t walk around or whatever other insulting spew he vomited??
These imbeciles INFURIATE me.I guess Joni Tada is no fit repository for the Spirit either?? Or the martyrs for the faith through the centuries??Or those blinded or maimed or WORSE by the Catholic church, Communists, Muslims, etc through the ages……..I guess my daughter, with her disfigured face and broken body and the mental ability of a 2 year old in a 12 year old’s body is no place for the Holy Spirit either, right???
I wonder how they’re going to handle seeing a God someday Who bears the horrible scars He willingly received for our salvation??
We here will see those disfigurements as altogether lovely. I suspect Paula and Fred and Joyce, and their ilk, will refer Him to their surgeon so He can “look the part.”
What do you think the next anointing they’ll come up with?
But guys have you noticed the ones that makes those statements, sound like they dropped out of school. Therefore they like preachers who sound like they dropped out of school, and that’s how they easily get pimped. Just listen to them, they say “who is you to judge another man’s servant”, “my passa sho is highly anointed”, “why you hating on da mand a gad” “I bet you is not annointed, and you jealous” “how many souls you saved” “you is not annointed” LOL. Is that why they believe that the “spirit” will teach you everything as opposed to studying for yourself?(as in getting a education in a Biblical institution)
(MN: Boardman - any idea why this comment ended up posting to my admin section five times? )
No, I think maybe it was my slow computer. Maybe I kept on clicking, and it posted five times. I need a new computer. Must be those virus demons attacking my computer again….
Hey Boardie…………ask Benny for a prayer cloth to lay on that old possessed computer brother!! Stay away from the Miracle Spring Water………..computers don’t like water, whether it’s miracle OR tap (or BOTH, as is the case with these pimps who push it).
Anyway, I JUST got a Word fer ya………”You’re breakthrough is coming!! It’s your year of increase!!” Claim your new computer brother!!!
Amen hashataba! I claim my miracle, season, harvest, breakthrough, favor, prosperity. When I get my welfare check tommorow Imma send it to ya. Profit, I mean prophet. I don’t care if ain’t got my rent money, but I know my season is coming… Yessa passa
LOL!!!!
No, No, No, No! (lol) “You are just a Hater.” That is the most common comeback for one with whom has no defense or any more scriptures to throw out in loose fashion. Especially in that old thread about Jamal Bryant nearly two years ago, the word “hater” came out of the woodworks, one would think it to be canonized somewhere.
i belong to a church in stone mountain ga and this is what i hear.
what about:
1. don’t forget to buy the tape, cd or dvd after service…i don’t care how long the line is…put it in your car and listen to it daily.
what happened to the word of god/bible and reading that daily!!!!!!!! and why is it that their ministries names are on the packaging which means they get every red cent!!!!!!!!!! not the church even though they are selling the items in the church and tax free!!!!!!!!
2. what about having to bless the man of gawd every birthday, church anniversary and pastor anniversary with a financial gift!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.. what about having to pay his mama and his wife’s mama’s mortgages when they live in other states and don’t pay tithes at the church (and not disclosing this to the congregation)…
4. what about having their preacher friends come in town (empowerment nights,etc…) to preach and they school the friend to preach on subjects they need to manipulate us in such as tithes - when you give to the body and corporately, you will be blessed corporately even though you gave individually!!!!!!!
5. how about i need you all to donate to my jet purchase because i need to preach and teach the word of gawd abroad - and they are only flying to another preacher’s church to preach to their parisherners who are already saved? and when you are the only one getting paid for the speaking engagement - the church doesn’t get paid.
if you want to do the will of god, fly to impoverished areas and areas with such civil unrest, such as sudan and save souls!
6. how about you need to donate to raising enough money so we can build the cathedral and bring more bodies to christ - or do you mean more bodies to steal money from
7. what about calling themselves christians and not giving scholarships to students graduating from high school, or having money in benevolent for the poor to feed or clothe them.
Anonymous, Uhmm..If you see the game “he?” is running in the name of the Lord,I think its time to get far away from the fold. I pray the Lord helps you find the strength to leave this unhealthy situation. Wow!Extended family members morgatges are being paid by the church? That does not make any sense at all to me. The “new church” has now become a racket for gangster like/type preachers. I’ve notice that former pimps are claiming to be pastors and bishops now and they have put down one form of prostitution and picked up another type of pandering. This is so horrible.
I think more churches and ministers need to speak out against these pimps. I believe some feel they may not be acting in love if they speak out. But I believe it is true love, love for those who have been lead astray, and as for the leaders they may need Gods own intervention I pray that they can see the error of their ways.
Wait a minute….The Passa is da Mand ov god. You is suppose to bless him. I mean, profite$$ Juanita Bind’em said that “The shepherd can always see farther thanthe sheep can…”or was that sheeple? You didn’t know the “RBF” listing on the churches’ financial statement meant “Ray-Ban Fund”? C’mon. Those Bentleys and those jets aren’t just for the devil and his kids! We is chilluns of the KING! Y’all ain’t operating in tha Woid of Faith, ya gotta speak to your unbelief, gone on and open your wallets and shut off your brains.
Seriously, Beloved of GOD….we are in serious trouble. The true Word of the LORD is revealing itself: 2 Timothy 2:14-16 is looking us all dead in the eyes. You cannot leave your and your family’s salvation to the prayers and ministrations of a backslidden man. Study the WORD. DAILY. Pray like tomorrow is not promised to you. Seek the LORD for HIS wisdom and protection.
I MUST GIVE TO THE MAN OF GAWD
I MUST GIVE TO THE MAN OF GAWD
I MUST GIVE TO THE MAN OF GAWD
I MUST GIVE TO THE MAN OF GAWD
MY 10%
(MN: Gracious, my child. Let me help you out. Send your tithe to:
The Help Buy Melvin a Nice Plane Ministries
C/O The Melvinite Victorious Living and Traveling Well Faith Center
12456 Anathema Lane
Bowie, MD 20765
And remember, in God we trust…well, you know, cash, certified checks or money orders. )
LOL @ anonymous LOL. and it’s mandofgawd. mand. mustn’t forget the d.
Mrs Maverick,
Hey! same message, different spelling. Ok, just for you, MAND OF GAWD.
L.O.L.!!!!
You forgot to add John Gray…wanna minister, comedian/player
wow - No. 5 is hilarious
ROFL…but I really shouldn’t be. This is too sad, and when I really think about it I could cry.
Eyes Wide Open,
Blessings !!!! Was writing to let you know I was meaning to call you/see how you’ve been doing, but I lost your email that you sent me. Would you mind re-sending it again if you’re able?
Ggreaves103@comcast.net
Aparf from that, I agree with ya. Some of the things are too sad and make grieve.