I turn fifty-five today. One of my poorer sons drew a picture for me instead of giving me cash or clothes or a car or something. I guess I love him anyway though.
In celebration of my birthday, I have decided to give all of you readers a present (See, it’s real spiritual when I give YOU something on MY birthday.)
Click on the picture below (it’s smaller version of the drawing of me as the Pimp Punisher) and the browser will take you to a full sized image of the drawing.
Once you get there, you can, using a color printer, print off a copy of the picture.
Of course, before you print it off, I want you to send a love offering of $19.95 to:
Melvin’s Birthday Ministry
12356 Anathema Lane
Bowie, MD 20763
There is also a shipping and handling charge of $25.00.
And remember, in God we trust. Everybody else pays with a certified check, a money order, or cash.
Oh, if you use a black and white printer to get a copy of the picture, you should only send me a love offering of $10.00 and $25 S&H - same payment rules.
Have a blessed day.
Happy Birthday Mellie Mel. Oops, sorry I was having a 70’s flashback. Only the 50 something can relate to that. While they keep pimpin.. you just keep punishing.
Great costume, you might have to loose the tights though these church folks are so carnal. Watch out!!
Have fun–Be blessed.
Your Sister in the Kingdom–Edra
go melville, it’s your birthday! go melville, it’s your birthday! oooh, and you still looking fit and buff @ 55!- you know you bad- cape, tights, whiskers n all!c’mon y’all- a sing along… ( stevie wonder version)
happy birthday to ya- happy birthday to ya! happy biirrrth-dayyy. haaaaa ppppy biiiirthdaaay- haaaa-pppppyyy biirttthh daaay- haaappy birrrth- dayyyy.
very nice choir
as always, blessings&peace 2 u. love, mav
Edra….I beg your pardon. I’m 42 and once related to Mellie Mel :-). So don’t push me to close to the edge….I’m trying not to lose my head……opps, sorry I slipped back into my former life.
Melvin…bless you brother and enjoy your double nickel birthday.
ncw, it’s like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how i keep from goin’ under……
had to do it.
Happy Birthday Melvin
The pimpers ususally say how to pay e.g by Credit Card, by a check in the mail , yada, yada.
You did not even mention methods of payment, could tell you are not a TRUE PIMP lol
Happy B’day Melvin
Happy Birthday!!!! You’re one more year closer to meeting Jesus!!! (Wait, that may’ve come off a bit morbid…oh well, its true)
55, Chisled Body, In shape, got a cape, knows alot of the Word, A Superhero…..AND YA BLACK TOO???!! (Gottta keep it real, now…..though I like Batman n Superman, too many of the others don’t have the “Color” factor…..toO many of them that are white and too few representin’ for US Black Folk…You could count Blade, I guess, but then again, He’s a demon/vampire….and Green Lantern’s the Token Black Man in D.C….THE rEST MUST’VE DIED OUT BEFORE THE CREDITS ROLLED…)…..
Then again, I guess Batman could count too…He is the “Superman of the Hood” …..living rich, living large, fighting larger than life villians who like pimping free of charge….. kicking butt, crazy as a nut, and yet he has still has time to do community service. on the side…….
Guess you’ll have to do for now, though,…Be Praying for a SideKick for ya (Apart from Riki Tiki…He doesn’t have the tights or the cape)
Blessings…
before i send my money - i’d like to know where are the goggles? I mean since you are 85.. i mean 55, wouldn’t an older superhero still need some spectacles to see or are those contacts?
(MN: Special “seeing in the spirit” contacts. )
he may be 55 but he doesn’t look a day pass 54- honest to goodness.
Happy Melvin, many , many more–:-)
Righter
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Melvin. I hope you live many more years as you continue to give us an outlet. Have a blessed day.
Happy Birthday, I really like how the beard sticks out of the costume head. lol….
binks
oops–Happy Birthday Melvin–Righter is as busy as a bee today and I’ll be glad when it’s over…
Living for the weekend…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Melvin!!!!!
Blessings and many more,
BK
Happy Birthday Melvin. Very creative drawing. Enjoy your Day.
Dear Melvin:
I wanted to take this time to join in with the pulpit-pimps community to wish you a most blessed and God favored Birthday! I trust that HE will continue to be gracious to you and your ministry in the days ahead.
Blessings Always!
BT
Happy Birthday! You don’t write a day over 30 to me. I am saying that you write in a way that captures the attention of young people, and that is desperately needed. Thank you for your many hours of blogging to warn those who will listen about aberrant and heretical teachings in the church. You have been a source of inspiration, and you are linked to my blog. May the Lord bless you with all spiritual blessings in 2007. Remember, it is not Mohammed, Buddha, Confucius, nor New Age that saves. Jesus saves! Angela Lee Price, Jesus Saves Ministries.
Happy birthday, Mel. Wow, you’re five years older than my dad.Hope you have a good one, though.
(MN: My oldest son (married) is thirty, my youngest is 21 (last Saturday was HIS birthday. Number 2 son (28 and engaged)) did the drawing. Number three son (25 and married) lives in California. )
Happy Birthday, Melvin!!
happy b-day!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday! “Mevil,” my Brother: Up ’til now, I considered you one of my “sons,” but you just blew it little brother—I’m not old enough (thank God)! But I’d have been glad to bring the following menu to a place of your choosing to celebrate:
·Lemon-Pepper Rotisserie Chicken
·Rib Eye Steaks, Grilled
·Alaska BBQ Salmon
·Pulled Venison (same process as Pulled Pork)
·Mustard & Turnip Greens Combo
·4-Bean Salad
·Tossed Salad: Romaine Lettuce, Red & Yellow Peppers, Black Olives
·Sliced Celery Thins, Carrots, Radiccio OR Red Cabbage, Red Onions
·Home-made Potato Salad
·Brown Rice w/Chopped Fried Eggs, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, /Red Pepper Flakes, Green Onions (Scallions, green part only,diagonally sliced), Minced Garlic, Lrg. Pinch of Caster sugar; accompaniments: Small bowl each of Toasted Sesame Oil and Soy Sauce
·Suggested Salad Dressings: Toasted Sesame Seed Oil / Extra Virgin Olive Oil with Balsamic Vinegar / Italian Vinaigrette
·Corn Bread (from scratch—NO Jiffy!)
·Whole Wheat Dinner Rolls (home-made w/yeast)
·Cheese Biscuits (home-made)
·Iced Tea / Coffee (Cream & Sugar & Lemon slices)
·Home-made Lemon Pound Cake
·Vanilla Ice Cream
Because I c-a-n cook, I love to cook for the Saints!!! I started to put “dranks,” but that’s for another forum (smiles). Love you much in the Lord! Have a happy and healthy birthday and birth year! Maybe next year we’ll plan something—now that we know!!!
(MN: Let me have a rain check on this. Next year, after I open the megachurch and get my Lear, I’ll fly you up and you can over see the preparations by the caterers. Heck, I might even put you in charge of the Catering Ministry! )
Bet!
Hey!!! Happy Birthday to my SuperMentor!!
Despite what has been written here, I am indeed the faithful sidekick, Rikki Tikki Tavi. I’m in charge of keeping the PimpMobile washed and gassed up,and the PimpPlane in flying condition.
Also, being caucasion myself, and humbly accepting my ordained role as sidekick, we strike a blow against racism everywhere.
now you know you aint getting a response! lol
oooweee, my blue-eyed soul brother. we’re one in Christ- amen!
THE PIMPMOBILE????!!! No you didn’t…..(that’s was funny, though….racial reconcilation, huh?)
From all the responses we’ve recieved about Bryant (and considering the…ummmmm…clown reinvisioning of how he looks), I’m guessing He’d be some version of the Joker, right?
Don’t know what I’d be, or even qualify for yet…….
Greetings! GaryV: This does NOT come as a pleasant surprise……..Gotcha! Pleasant? Most definitely! Surprise? No! (You know, that Spirit communication…..) And I’m used to spelling it “caucasian.” Just messin’ w/you. My love as usual to you, Nancy, the children, and the puppy
B
OOPS!!
I shoulda stuck wid WHITEY………..:lol:
“Sidekick”…..too soft of a word for you GaryV…….”Big Gun”, “weapon”, or “ammmo” would probably be better ones….(LOL)
Glad to see ya’ll got the “racial reconcilliation” thang going on……now ya’ll can fight from two fronts instead of one….but you may have some problems if Mel decides to stick it to the “Man”…
Blessings and much love, Brah
Happy Birthday,
Blessing On You and Many More.
Also Thanks for your hard work and dedication to Pimp Fighting. I’m new to your site and appricate all you do. After viewing you site i feel as if the scale have been removed from my eyes. Keep up the good work.
I agree and as a result, we should speak to each other as such–:-)
As such a what??
Hi Mrs. Mav,
Peeping in–trying to break away from this thing on the weekend–but I was bored–I agree that with the statement that this picture is carnal-as well as Eddie Long’s flexxes. But I guess I would want to know how the “ultra” conservative people feel about “what level” of carnality is acceptable. I think that because we live in the world, we are forced to accept some forms of carnality whether we reallt want to or not. I just think it is important for us to take a look at what we accept as being okay-while calling others out on it.
Have a great weekend as well–:-)
lol–how many ways can I tell you that I am not answering your questions???
I was not talking to you-but, if you feel you need an answer-feel free to come up with your own–you do anyway–:-)
Then cease asking questions………as you promised you would. Or is it only YOU that gets to ask questions on this MB??
If you don’t want your errata challenged, keep it between “You and God” like you said you would. If you continue to do otherwise, I will make a point of highlighting your inanities.
Do what ever you choose Gary
Seems like the choice is on you. You keep choosing to make statements and then fall back to “That’s between God and me” when someone questions you on them. The point I believe GaryV is making is that if something is between you and God, keep it between you and God and out of the comment section. Once you state something, it’s no longer between you and God. (Between you and God means only you and God know about it.
If you make a comment, be willing to defend it - - or don’t make the comment. If you persist in the behaviour people will have little reason to respond to anything you say since you are going to duck the responsibility of having said it (i.e. That’s between me and God.)
Melvin and Gary…
Whatever–too busy right now-come to any conclusion you wish-I’m out of here..
I will say this–you both give me entirely too much power-and thanks for the confidence booster-it really is that serious
(MN: You’re welcome. I guess I keep hoping you will actually carry on a rational discussion. My bad. )
Watch your news…
Last comment for the week:
Are there some out there who would think that this picture is carnal because it shows (as my grandmother used to say)-”a half naked” man whose drawers are clearly showing??
Just wondered what you all’s thoughts are on this. Personally, I see nothing to trip over but then again, what would someone say if one of those you all call pimps were dressed like this?
Righter signing off…
hi righter,
of course it’s carnal, and eddie long gets pretty close to it, flexing n’ all w/ his muscle shirts. but the whole showing off your underwear should be strictly reserved for the wifey or the men’s locker room. that’s what i had to tell my hubby when he tried to wear his superhero outfit outside one day…….
the nerve!
anyhoo, have a good weekend girl.
Unless my skin is grey/blue, I’m fully clothed. And those are my pants, not my underpants. They match my gloves, boots, and cape.
It seems you have awakened certain carnal desires within Righter.
lol, stop being bad gary.
I can’t help it Mav………..I’m always bad. Just check the posts. Gary is BADBADBAD!!!
Now if you’ll excuse me………..I’m off to strangle a puppy.
naaaaaannncyyy- please come and get this man!
Yes Baby………..please do
I have been lurking on your site for a couple of weeks now, have drunk liberally from the clean spring water of your expositions (not to be confused with Miracle Spring Water, copyright Peter Popoff) and commend you for doing the scut work our pseudo-Christian “leaders” in the nationwide halls of pimpery no doubt consider blashphemous against them. Anyway, my birthday present for you is a new handle…catchphrase…title…you decide. Here it is: “Melvin Jones: I’m Ole Anthony Without The Self-Loathing!” My fee for this new handle I’ve bestowed upon ya? Merely $19.95, plus $25.00 for shipping and handling. You’re welcome…KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!
Happy Birthday, Melvin!!!
Keep up the fight!!! You are appreciated.
Every superhero needs a super villain, may I suggest
Creflo Dollar as “the Green(as in cash) Gobbler”?
Happy birthay and many more blessings. Hmmm, just curious- if I send in a larger “love offering” than your requested amount, can I please get a ride in the pimpmobile? How about a sigt seeing tour in the pimp plane around New York City? I wonder if Creflo will let me have a ride in his plane..wait a minute.. I own a piece of that darn plane– I use to give his ministry money! I’m calling Creflo right now!!
God Bless Mel! and Happy Birthday
Keep up the fight in faith!
Happy Birthday Melvin!!
Happy Birthday Melvin!!!!!!!! Thank you for commitment to the True Body of Christ!!! And Defending the Faith!!!!!!!! You are truly a Soldier in the Army of the Lord!!!!!!!! Be Bless for Real ( not the word of faith doctrine-Bless)
Happy belated birthday, Melvin. Better late well-wishes than none. I appreciate what you do on this site. God Bless!
Happy Belated Birthday, Benevolent One. l thank you for opening up my thinking about the tenets of our Christian faith. I thank you for the educated folks you allow to expound on a myriad of topics concerning the pimps. Keep on contending for the true faith that leads to salvation. And wear them tights, brother!
LOL
Hi Melvin,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
May the Father and our Master Jesus Christ be with you and may you grow in grace and increase in holiness always even until the end.
GOD bless
Good for you. It takes a super hero to deal with the madness in today’s church. You are far more than I ever imagined Mel! Many more better days all to the praise of God’s glory!!!
Hey Mel, you were born in January! I was born on January 1st, my sister was born on January 20th.
