What’s one of the first things the pimped say when they read the postings on this site? They say we should show more love. They say we should be kind and gentle.
But let me ask you this. You fathers out there, the ones with teenage daughters. If your daughter came up missing, you would worry. Right?
Let’s say your daughter came up missing and a couple of weeks later, as you’re driving through town on some errand, you see your precious child, dressed like a hooker (a young hooker, but a hooker none the less), hanging off the arm of Snoop Doggy Dogg. (more…)
Click here and see Joel (Willow Boy) Osteen’s latest marketing move; this time into dental hygiene products.
Unfortunately, I can’t claim credit for this. I wish I could. I could die happy after coming up with this one.
Click here and be amused, be very amused by a group of folks with one sick sense of humor. Of course in this case sick is good, very good.
Click on the double door on the right hand side of the building to get a treat.
The good news is that Joel (Willow Boy) Osteen has decided to lift up the King.
The bad news is that the king Osteen lifts up isn’t the King of kings or the Lord of lords. It’s Elvis.
Apparently WB has been keeping an Elvis impersonator employed by having him perform at the Lakewood Arena. Yes, it’s true. Osteen has presented Elvis impersonator Ralph Elizondo to sing songs during the Lakewood service. And he has, apparently had him perform several times. Here’s a link to Elizondo’s site. Click here(more…)
In this age of the feel-good gospel, we need preachers who will stand like strong oaks. Instead, we get Joel Osteen, an anemic Charlie Brown Christmas tree barely able to hold what few pretty ornaments he does have. We need men who can share the meat of the gospel with the world. Instead we have Joel Osteen, the twinky man.
Last time we saw Joel, he couldn’t muster the strength to say that Jesus is the only way to salvation. Apparently he was too concerned about getting criticism from people. When his flock found out about his waffling, he apologized for waffling. It seems the man can’t even stand strong on his unwillingness to stand strong.
Well, Willow Boy got a chance to make things good. But what did he do? He wilted like the spiritual pansy we know him to be. This time it was on same-sex marriage.
Apparently the Bible isn’t real clear on this subject. At least you’d get that idea listening to Willow Boy during an interview in Massachussetts [click here], the bluest state in the Union. Here’s what Mr. Powerhouse had to say:
“I don’t think it’s God’s best,” the handsome Holy Roller said of homosexuality. “I never feel like homosexuality is God’s best.”
When pressed on the issue, Osteen said,
“I don’t feel like that’s my thrust . . . you know, some of the issues that divide us, and I’m here to let people know that God is for them and he’s on their side.”
Pitiful. Someone should nail the New Testament to Joel’s forehead, you know, the way Luther (a real oak tree who didn’t care who criticized him) nailed his theses to the church door. But then again, I doubt Willow Boy would even have the strength to support the nail.
But maybe he thinks that what he is saying is consistent with the New Testament. You know, the part in Romans (1:28-32) that says:
And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper, being filled with all unrighteousness, wickedness, greed, evil; full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, malice; they are gossips, slanderers, haters of God, insolent, arrogant, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents, without understanding, untrustworthy, unloving, unmerciful; and although they know the ordinance of God, that those who practice such things are worthy of death, they not only do the same, but also give hearty approval to those who practice them.
Maybe, according to Joel the word “depraved” in the original Greek means “not God’s best.”
By the way, if you want to see and hear some shameless waffling, give the clip below a listen. And notice how he keeps ducking by making it seem as if you are judging someone’s heart if you stand on Jesus as the only way.
Remember - these people are pimps. They don’t care about you. They don’t care about God. They only care about fame and fortune - their fame and their fortune.
Calvin, one of my better set of eyes out there, found Pastor Donnie on YouTube. Given the text of Pastor Donnie’s message it almost seems like he’s been visiting Pulpit-Pimps.org for his material. This guy uses words like pimp and prostitute. Next thing you know he’ll be referring to the P-P church members as ‘hos. Give a listen. It’s about six minutes long.
Actually, it’s refreshing to hear a pastor (an apparently serious pastor , except for the crying) excoriating the pimps that are out there.
Perhaps the word is getting out. Maybe people are coming to P-P.org, getting fired up, and going out to slay the pulpit pimp dragons that are attacking the church. Either that or he just got sick of them on his own and decided to do something about it.
Yeah, I know. Tony Smith speaks up. But his credibility isn’t much better than mine.
So how about you? Are you going to sit around and whine “Touch not my anointed!” or are you going to warn people about the pimps and heretics who are out there sucking the saints and the deceived dry?
