I feel so slighted!
I just got an e-mail from Gabriel Lemmond. And in that e-mail, Master Profit Bernard Jordan told Gabriel that he (Jordan) left his wife for Gabriel. I thought Jordan told me he was my personal profit. Or did I have to send some money to him first? I forget.
Of course it turns out that the leaving only involved leaving the television they were watching together. I’m betting they were watching Judge Judy or maybe Jerry Springer
But once he had Gabriel’s attention, he presented his newest scheme for separating Gabriel’s money from his bank account. I guess Jordan’s budget must be a little heftier than my boy Kerney’s because Jordan is appealing to the number 8. Kerney only appealed to the number 7.
Take a look at the letter the shameless hustler sent to Gabriel. Click here.
Could the appeal to greed and self-gratification be any more obvious? The generic prophecy talks about recognition and reward, and of course money coming into his life. And if Gabriel reads the prophecy eight times, it will get the power of 8 working for him. At this point you should be asking “What is the power of 8?” Is it anything like “Sesame Street” being brought to you by the letter “H” and the numbers 2 and 6?
I am absolutely amazed at the contempt with wich these pimps regard you. The man consistently makes references to the Bible, various people in the Bible, and religious sounding references. But if you look at the letterhead, you would be hard pressed to differentiate between this and the scams run by Reverend Ike.
The only difference between this fellow and pimps like Fast Eddie, Creflo, and Price is that the latter pimps tend to pimp you in the name of Jesus Christ and appeal to your greed. Master Profit Jordan appeals to some twisted idea of the Old Testament, and then he appeals to your greed. ANd every once in a while, he actually mentions Jesus; every once in a while.
My wife dropped her subscription to Gospel Toady so I don’t know if the editorial staff is still placing this pimp’s ads in their magazine. But since they still advertise for such wolves as T. Dexter Jakes, Dollar, and Price I don’t think it really matters if they do or not.
Stay away from this man if you value spiritual growth. Stay away from “Gospel Toady” if you want to avoid helping the pimps gain fame.
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The Power of 8? What kind of mess is that. I tell you people are getting bolder and bolder on twisting God’s word around for their own personal enjoyment. But God did warn of this. In end times their would be alot of false prophets. It’s sad when you think about it really. How dare you get that bold with God’s word.
I got a letter from ‘master prophet’ ,if I send $88. I will see my financial miracle in 88 days.Doesn’t he know only God can work miracles.I soon as a man puts a price tag on the gifts bestowed upon him,beware
MJ,
“An unusual current of wealth energy”? I wonder if this man fears the Lord at all!! (the beginning of wisdom) pretty soon he’s going to be like the guy in Ghostbusters asking for the “Gatekeeper.”
It’s a shame a pair of ‘nads like that goes to the Darkside……
Haha! Pair of ‘nads….
Two words: seared conscience.
1 Timothy 4:1 says Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils.
Psalm 119:104
Through thy precepts I get understanding: therefore I hate every false way.
Would someone please help me!! I’m in agony!!! How does something like this carry on for so long. It has to go beyond the whole “itching ears” thing. I was in so much pain when I first saw this Bernard Jordan person on television. I was watching it in the louge area of one of the dorms here and was told by some of the people sitting around me that he has been on the air for a while and is “very popular”. WHAT!!! Since when was this kind of stuff okay? I thought this country was getting smarter. I’m in pain again just thinking about his “prophesy for a price”. I’m losing vision due to the headache the thought is causing so I’ll try to finish my thought later. Please help.
he’s simply a hot mess
I don’t agree with everything Prophet Jordan does or says but I do have the sense not to put my mouth on a man of God. How do you know if God is talking to him or not? Are you in his head to know what is going on? Are you God? Do know for a fact that God is or isn’t talking to him? Please don’t be foolish. If you don’t like the man that much then don’t listen to him. But by all means don’t put your mouth on him. I pray the Lord has mercy on your soul. Doesn’t the bible say touch not thou annointed?
(MN: All together folks - - I only put my mouth on my wife/husband!)
Hate to break this news to you, but Mr Jordan is most likely dabbing in numerology. And there may be more that he is dabbing into but I am quite sure numerology is one of them. How do I know? Well, let’s just says I researched the subject years ago. Also, I have been seen him up close and personal when he visited a church where a relative of mine attended back in 1994. Is it true that when you call his 800 number that you have to give your birthday? If so, I would say hmm. And be careful who you call man of God. Jesus said you will know them by their fruit. And why are you so afraid to test the spirit? It is within your christian rights. You know this right?
Al, yes it is true when you call his 800 number (the one I dialed) he asks for your birthdate (month, day and year). I recently (early last month) flipped through the channels and came across a station he was broadcasting from. He offered a “free” personal prophecy for everyone that called the 800 number. I had seen/heard him make this offer before and simply shook my head, laughed (in a skeptical manner) and turned the channel. However, this time I decided to call the number.
I knew I would receive requests for “donations” in some manner, but I was curious as to how “everyone” who called would receive a free prophecy CD. When I was asked for my date of birth, I started to hangup. However, I had prayed before the phone call and asked God for His protection. Even though I was not seeking a prophecy (or psychic reading), I called because I believed there would be a request for money in advance of receiving a “prophectic” word.
I’m not sure exactly what he is into (numerology, the occult, witchcraft or whatever) but it seemed very unusual, to me (and very much like psychics), for someone who claims to hear from God to ask for dates of birth in order to deliver a prophecy. By the way, the CD came with a myriad of individual prophecies, given alphabetically by last name, by different individuals from his ministry not from the Master Prophet. However, he did have a few lines in the letter to me which I are presented as coming from him. And, yes, he did leave his wife… and offered the 8 times… and mentioned/offered/requested I send a $52.00 seed for “Uncommon Favor” in order for me to have the “opportunity to get into the flow of this anointing” (the 52 Weeks of Uncommon Favor). I’m not going to say what or who’s man he is, God knows, I don’t. But it is clear something is wrong and it is a good thing that Melvin calls attention to deceptive teachings, manipulation, lies, etc. with this site.
BereanJim.
P.S. Hi Melvin, it has been a few months since I visited your site. I wasn’t going to return, and didn’t until today, but I knew, and agree, that you would have posted “pimp” material and I wanted to see what shocking events had recently been uncovered. Boy, Rev Spanky’s article was shocking. I’ll talk/write to you soon.
BJ
BereanJim
You actually gave him money? For research I suppose. You could have sent me the money and I could have weent back to the numerology site and gave you some info. (kidding of course)
Y’know Princess……..the fact that he only prophesies what folk want to hear is one way of telling he’s a wolf. The fact that he’s a Biblical illiterate is another. The fact that he CHARGES MONEY for God’s (supposed) gift is a third.
Please…………stop being gullible and read the Bible.
Please he is no man of God the pharisees of Jesus’s day thought they were men of God and Jesus definitely “put his mouth” on them . A man of God is defined by one who represents God. Does Mr Jordan accurately represent God? I think not .Remember David Koresh,the Mormon top “prophet” and Jim Jones called themselsves men of God as well. The Word of God says a man’s fruit determines who he really is (my paraphrase) . Mr . Jordans fruit is rotten and costly. By the way can you find in the word where any of the Lords prophets charged a fee for a prophecy. God commanded and they spoke period. This guys so called prophecies are based on a fee not a command of God. Enough said he is no prophet just a wolf in very nice and expensive clothing paid for by gullible sheep.
you are a fool also, to think that this man is a man of God. girl wake up and stop being foolish. you are just the type that he will take to the bank and clean you out. you need to get in your word and study and find out about wolves in sheep clothing.
please, please friends, let’s “speak the Truth in Love”. I wouldn’t call someone a fool just because they are ignorant (big difference) I personally DO NOT believe this guy Jordan is a Man of God (Maybe the god of this world). He is WAY OFF!!
Anointed people practice the tenets of scripture and are led by the Holy Spirit to obey the commandments of Christ. Please evaluate what you mean by anointed.
can i just come straight out and say bernard jordan is into straight witchcraft? pls???, he doesnt even belong in the pulpit pimp category. i mean mostly all the rest of them trick people by at least using the bible, and Jesus. he doesnt even do that. on his website he put himself “up there” in the same category with some people who were into the occult. so can i say anyone defending him is most likelly spiritually dead, and 100% brain dead, and where is master profit, neophyte, prophetic midwife and spiritual flashlight found in the bible, (princess jess, if you ever come back on here)
I have said all along, he is dabbing in the occult and numerology.
thank you mr. al. im glad im not the only one who can spot a witch. he also said 666 was not a bad # and not to be afraid of it, or something stupid like that.
This guy gives me the creeps. He is so phony and it is so dern obvious. So obvious. He is a joke. He acts as if he has some “new revelation” about the word of God..LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It tickles me to death. I have to laugh to keep from screaming at the TV. ( which I have ). I can’t believe this is even on television for so long.
God must be in tears in heaven. He has be looking down and shaking his head. When will it all end? This is crazy..It all is just crazy!
Jesus did warn of us the MANY false prophets that would be on earth. He did warn us…He said that even the elect could be decieved if he did not shorten the days here on earth. I believe it.
This guy is clearly into witchcraft and there is a very weird spirit that emanates from him. It is really filthy. Not everyone who calls themself a man or woman of God is one. I understand he nw calls himslef Mar Enoch and claims he can trace his spiriutal lineage to the Apostle Peter!
Interesting that you mention Mar Enoch. That must be a popular name these days as another preacher I recently saw on YouTube has taken on that name, too. Go to YouTube and check out Veron Ashe…I’m still trying to figure this cat out…
Vernon Ashe first caught my attention on a TBN Praise the Lord program…not the usual in the studio ones, but the ones they do centered around one speaker and in their auditorium. He was interesting because he seemed to be Bubba Sparxxx preaching in an Contemporary Black style (as opposed to rapping). Their are many who do this, but what was different about him was that he took the vestments to an extreme. I’m used to the Full Gospel Roman-cossack wearers w/ a rappers cross, but this guy looked more like he was in the College of Cardinals with his Bright red robe and Eatern Rite cross. Asd interesting as it may be he does have a connection to the East. He is associated with a Syriac Othodox Branch of the Mar Thoma Church (Think Indian SubContinent Orthodox Christians). He seems to be their outreach to the American West Coast and Black Pentecostalism. I’ve also come across some net buzz about him among Black MegaChurch neopentecostals. Last I heard he was sick and temporarily steped down from his bishopric (Eastern Orthodox call their Bishops and Saints “Mar” for “Lord”, so he is named after Enoch). he is an intersting mix of a lotta different thinhgs that I never imagined mixing. But don’t let the speaking in tongues and “touch your neighbor” fool ya’… he is hard core Pro-Icon Eastern Orthodox and will defend their traditions in the middle of any audience.