Rather than immediately revealing name of the winner, here is the quote from that kind and compassionate person
Melvin you sound like a very bitter small man with a chip on his shoulder..what are you doing thats helping people besides whinning about creflo dollar and TD jakes…did Creflo Dollar holler at you an hurt your feelings..You call them Pimps…and I bet they would call you a punk because you would never sit down one on one with any of them PJ included and say what you have to say about how they present themselves. You have created a whole website to talk about them- hoooo what a brave man.
That’s right ladies and gentlemen, the winner is Hater #4!!!! Congratulations Hater #4.
In order to get the handmade, simulated gold and zirconium Luvvy to you, you need to send me your address so I can ship your lovely prize.
I also need you to send me a check (certified) or a money order for the amount of $500. By sending me the money you will be sowing into this anointed ministry. And by obediently sowing into this ministry, you will be able to reap a hundred fold blessing in your finances. Imagine, $50,000. You could pay off all your bills, or sow more into this anointed ministry and get even more money back from your heavenly Jackpot.
And if you send the check in within the next three days, I will also send you a special, life-sized picture of my hand and a vial of some powerful anointing oil. When you get the picture and the vial of powerful anointing oil, you will be able to pour some of the oil on the picture of my hand and place the picture of my hand on the part of your body that is bothering you. Or you can place the anointed image of my hand on your wallet or pocketbook and heal your finances. Do you have a hoopty? Lay my anointed hand on it and before too long, you will be sporting a Lexus instead of that taupe 1993 Ford Escort.
On second thought, sending the vial of anointed olive oil will add to the shipping cost. Instead of me sending you some oil, go to Safeway (I see in my spirit that it has to be Safeway, not Kroger, Giant or Piggly Wiggly) and buy a bottle of Pompeii olive oil. If you are obedient and do exactly as I tell you, it will be as powerfully anointed as the vial of oil I would have sent you.
In fact, instead of sending you a picture of my hand, go ahead and click here, print off the picture of my hand and when I get the money I will pray my powerfully anointed prayer, activating the powerfully anointed Pompeii olive oil and the powerfully anointed picture of my hand you printed off.
Now don’t try to use it before you send in the money. It would be like trying to steal from God. And Malachi tells you what happens if you do that.
As soon as I get the money, I will pray a powerfully anointed prayer so the oil will work.
And don’t forget the $50 for shipping and handling.
Congratulations. And hurry up with the money.
Couldn’t really find any place in particular to post this, so I figured I would throw this on the most recent thread….I’m new to the site, and I have read the comments/stories/observations/facts on a variety of preachers. But one I did not see is Gilbert Patterson and COGIC. Maybe I have overlooked it, but I did a search and couldn’t find anything. Does anyone have any thoughts/observations on this? Other than seeing him on TBN, don’t know a whole lot about him…
(Melvin’s Note: It’s a balancing act. There are a bunch of possible targets. Given that I am only one man (with a vastly over priced webmaster), I have to pick my “targets.” Or as I will say at times: It’s a target rich environment and I only have a single plane. I try to pick the “important” ones. I mean, which is a cop more likely to stop for speeding - a red sports car or a forest green mini-van? Besides, having bad doctrine doesn’t automatically qualify you for pimpdom. Using that bad doctrine egregiously is a primary requirement. )
I’ll tell ya…2 things that kill me about you (meaning makes me laugh like crazy…): 1) the comments you make about your webmaster and 2) the fact that you put dictionary links to the big, SAT words you use…cause i’m pretty sure, those folk who don’t proofread what they write may not know what those words mean…LOL!!! hilarious…and i love it!
Melvin,
Can I get some crumbs from the master’s table???? I have no Safeway’s in Indiana!!! You sure you can’t “enter in” and see if God will change his mind for Kroger? ….(that way I can use my “Plus Card”)
Hi,
I am very new to this site. And actually it’s my first time running across it by acident. But something captured my attention as I read your posting on “PROPHET JORDAN”. I didn’t know much. But the first time me and my husband saw him on tv/word network….we didn’t get a good feeling about it. Discerning from God caused us to watch and pray! and so coming across this site sure shed new light on the matter.
Blessings
I LOVE THIS SITE- I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT IT- Theres so many things here that are simply FUNNY!
We laugh at ourselves, but at the same time, recognize some things that the church does thats out of hand.
When it comes down to it, this place promotes what use to be promoted, relationship with God, assembling ourselves together for GODS GLORY , and living a life of Christ until He comes
Now this is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. You are a great writer and can put words together very well. Melvin when are you going to publish some of your comment in a book or even your thoughts in a book? It is sure to be a best seller.
By the way, does your webmaster have coupons?
Keep doing what you are doing!
Frederick L. Anderson
Thanks a lot
every now and then people need to laugh and see the other side of the fence, cause pimping ain’t easy, and somebody is fence to break hell wide open