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I was supposed to have a voting capability on the site by now, but my vastly over priced webmaster, who has the gaul to pursue his real job rather than support this site for free, has not been able to make the migration for me. As such, I will have to do this thing the manual way.

Below are the five candiates for the February Luvvy Award. Make your choice, and vote by posting a comment to this posting. The winner will receive the first ever Diamond Encrusted Luvvy Award. The award is made from the best zirconium diamond look alikes and brass that is virtually indistiguishable from gold, as long as no one gets too close to it and as long as they don’t actually touch it.

The winner of the Luvvy will be able to claim their prize by sending shipping and handling (hey, these people seem to think you have to work for your salvation. Why shouldn’t they have to pay to have their prize sent to them?) to:

The Luvvy Prize Ministries
12456 Anathema Lane
Bowie, MD 20716

Vote for the contributor you thought was the most obnoxious. If you discover I left one out, they probably deserved it.

Candidate #1

This lets me know that you are crazy and you need some help! Please get some help! Peace out!! I am through with this awful website of gossip and drama. Just start you own church. Oh!! You ain’t called!!!!

Candidate #2

Why don’t the three of you start a church together, and call it “Haters of churches that have large memberships Inc.,” Go for it!!!

Candidate #3, Free to Serve

I THINK DEB IS A LITTLE JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE WISH SHE LOOKED LIKE BEYONCE’, HAD TALENT LIKE TOM AND DONNA, AND COULD SING LIKE TONEX’.

WOW, I JUST JUDGED YOU! FORGIVE ME, BUT YOU DID IT FIRST!


Candidate #4 BigMoneyangel

Melvin you sound like a very bitter small man with a chip on his shoulder..what are you doing thats helping people besides whinning about creflo dollar and TD jakes…did Creflo Dollar holler at you an hurt your feelings..You call them Pimps…and I bet they would call you a punk because you would never sit down one on one with any of them PJ included and say what you have to say about how they present themselves. You have created a whole website to talk about them- hoooo what a brave man.

Candidate #5 William the Oneness Guy

YOU ARE A VERY BITTER PERSON, AND I PRAY THAT GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOU AND NEVER ELEVATE YOU TO INFLUENCE ANYONE ELSE WITH YOUR HATRED.

There you have it ladies and gentlemen. Vote your heart and not your head.

We don’t need no steenking accounting firm to audit the results. The decision of the judge is final. The results of the count will not be made public. And if you whine and moan too much, I won’t give the prize to anyone.

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38 Comments »

Comment by damagoh
2006-02-12 22:36:46

i’m voting for #4

 
Comment by Sincere
2006-02-13 08:45:11

I think #3 is the worst.

 
Comment by Seal
2006-02-13 10:17:48

I’m going to have to go with #1 for the poor attention to grammar and this persons diagnosis that we need help on here when he/she needs a resurrection themselves…

 
Comment by sherman
2006-02-13 21:18:42

#4 definitely

 
Comment by JT
2006-02-13 21:41:00

I am torn between #3 and #4, but since I should vote with my heart and not my head. I will go with #4 as the worst.

 
Comment by Tanisha
2006-02-14 03:50:40

I cast my vote for #3, Free to Serve.

 
Comment by AJK
2006-02-14 04:21:10

I’ll vote for #3 handsdown.

 
Comment by new to site
2006-02-14 05:56:51

Melvin, you think other peoples opinions are funny because they disagree with you. I think that this ridiculou contest proves that these people may be right. I mean, everybody has a opinion, not just you, and quite frankly, yours isn’t always right! Melvin, I thought you were all about exposing pimps in the pulpit, not making a mockery out of others opinions, I guess I was all wrong about you and your motive. All of those who vote must be on your side and must be what one person wrote earlier, they are “Melvinettes”. Case closed!

 
Comment by new to site
2006-02-14 05:58:07

Please excuse my spelling, I am using my new laptop for the first time!

 
Comment by Kat
2006-02-14 06:51:29

#4 absolutely…

 
Comment by Melvin Jones
2006-02-14 09:50:43

Not at all New to Site. But I do think some of the contributors’ knee jerk reaction are funny. Though I am somewhat saddened at their total lack of judgment when it comes to defending their favorite pimps.

But what is sad is the fact that these people seem to see no connection between the vicious and SUBJECTIVE accusations they make and the call to Christian comportment. It amazes me no end.

It would seem to be yet another indictment of the pimps.

By the way, I would suggest that the people voting for the Luvvy aren’t simply followers of me (that’s Melvinites, not Melvinettes), they are simply people who have a sense of humor and are willing to use it in dealing with the pimps and their victims.

If I didn’t laugh at some of it, I would cry most of the time.

 
Comment by Kyle
2006-02-14 14:19:53

Melvin a dont want to see you cry man. I see that your heart is to help, but bro I been through the hurt of being at a mega-church and or being pimped but that does not take away from the fact that this site just aint good for the body dude. It is time to close it down cause nothing good is coming of it!. And I am truly sorry for anything that a pastor has done or said to you just please cut this out man. My spirit is literally grieved!!! I am going to fast and pray specifically for you man that God will help you do the right thing because though I dont agree with what you do I know your heart is to protect people vut ya just cant that is Gods job. Now you can post this or not it is mainly for you to read! Just really felt your opinion when you posted about cryin and I really hate that youve been hurt like that. I love you brother and I will truly pray for you. And i support you as my brother though I dont support what you do. If that makes any sense??? God bless!!!!!!!!!

 
Comment by Observation
2006-02-14 14:20:24

melvin-DEMON POSSESSION-jones

 
Comment by PL
2006-02-14 19:18:22

Observation,

Demon’s can’t possess Christians because we have the Holy Spirit living inside of us. So there is no more for another spirit.

Anyway, I guess you are implying that Melvin isn’t saved… but is that really your place to say that?

In Christ,

PL

 
Comment by rev_ak
2006-02-14 20:17:53

Melvin,
I nominate the Ultimate Luvvy Candidate:

The “SYBIL” Luvvy award goes to:

Bobby/Salomon/Mike who ever else…
Who once wrote….My name is Bobby..then wrote…my name is Solomon..

Also, since you are possessed, maybe you can do a thread on Bob Larson, and get him to cast them all out!!!

 
Comment by Observation
2006-02-15 02:42:04

In Revelation, One of the bowl judgments speaks of boils. These boils I believe are when people are hurt and they never forgive. Unforgiveness leads to bitterness and hatred. These people are wounded and are not healed, the boils become painful to the point that to even touch on them causes the person intense sensitivity that leads to offense. Melvin”demon possessed”Jones has been infected with BOILS. This site proves that he has been branded with the mark 666.

(Melvin’s Note: Well, I do have a blister on my foot. But I think that’s ’cause my shoes are a little too tight. Of course the shoes are a product of the Anathema Shoe Company. )

 
Comment by Observation
2006-02-15 03:03:45

Too bad you won’t repent while their is still time.

 
Comment by rev_ak
2006-02-15 03:26:22

Is Observation, er Bobby, for real?——I was dumb enough to think when it said boils, it means boils. I guess the Egyptians’ boils were REALLY “non forgiveness”.

Melvin, as the false prophet, I must point out that you’re really raking in the accolades!!! After all, you are the anti-christ, demon possesed, inficted with non-forgiveness, a hater, not called, and the liscense plate of your Maybach says LUV2HATE.

How is it, and by what spirit, are you able to proclaim Christ as Lord? (1john 4:2) I must be WAY off in my walk with the Lord, because this site ministers to me.

 
Comment by Observation
2006-02-15 03:44:51

I am not Bobby, but I do support his words especially when they were confirmed on “Breakthrough”with Rod Parsley. Its on again today. If your waiting on a literal translation you will be chasing the wind. The first thing John says “I was in the spirit”.

 
Comment by SOLOMON
2006-02-15 03:48:11

Im here.

 
Comment by Neeci
2006-02-15 22:07:13

All of you saying we should repent, as Jesus said, remove the log from your eye before removing the speck in your neighbor’s. Yes, we might not agree on your doctrine, but that gives you NO RIGHT to judge or call someone “demon possessed”. The Lord will judge you for every idle word. Who are you to say that Melvin has been branded with 666? Who are you? Are you God? God is very sovereign, not fallen man! We never become perfect till we get to heaven!!!! You have no right to judge or you will be judged in that same manner by God. Doesn’t the Bible say so?

And about all these breakthroughs,” if it ain’t in the Bible, it ain’t true”. Jesus said we will suffer, we’ll be hated, persecuted, killed etc. not living in luxury. He said it’s hard for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. I’m done.

And Melvin, keep it up, bro.

(Melvin’s Note: Thanks Neeci. And I assume you mean judge as in condemn versus exercising sound and righteous judgment (John 7:24). )

 
Comment by Observation
2006-02-16 02:37:37

“Let the REDEEMED of the Lord SAY so”. I have been redeemed, therefore the log has been removed. “But he who is spiritual judges all things, yet he himself is rightly judged by no one. For, who has known the mind of our Lord that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of CHRIST.” 1Cor 2:15,16 I worship the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob(whom were all wealthy).

 
Comment by damagoh
2006-02-17 07:14:44

When does the voting begin I can’t wait to see who wins the Luvy! Looks like you have a late entry, Observation. That was a good one, Demon-possessed.

I wonder, Melvin, can you spin your head around like an owl? I laugh at how people can attack your character because they conclude you are attacking the character of others, and they say you’re wrong. It’s the pot calling the kettle black!!!

Then you have these others that try to give themselves justification by tying to make it a matter of spiritual things. I have actually heard one of these like minded people say to other people, “go to hell, in Jesus’ name” They actually felt comfortable with that and said it with authority. How confused is that!!

(Melvin’s Note: I will leave the voting open for another day or two. Once it is completed, I will award the Luvvy during a special posting. I hope you can all attend. I’ll be leaving a goodie under each of your chairs!!!)

 
Comment by Observation
2006-02-17 08:01:38

DAM, your demon-possessed too. And all the rest of you on here who support this Antichrist network of lies. Bunch of hissing creatures of the night. Just like your name sounds “Dam-god”, what the heak kind of name is that? Very inspirational words have been spoken from certain folks on here but they were cast off just like the scripture, “Dont give precious things to dogs because they will only turn and bite you”. Exactly what you all did to Bobby. Only problem for you all is that he walks with the Lion of Judah.

(Melvin’s Note: Observation, please tell me what the lies are that I am promoting. Didn’t Hinn say that each of the persons of the Trinity has three spirits for a total of nine? Didn’t Hinn say that Jesus was going to appear on the stage with him? I don’t believe He ever did. So where, exactly, am I lying? )

 
Comment by damagoh
2006-02-17 12:14:27

Thanks observation,

You definitely decerned me. I really like the way you broke down my name. You could run with Farakhan with that etimology! Man, I didn’t think anyone would have figured it out, you must be annointed because you called it out!! Your like that other guy, you must need confrontation to uphold your beliefs. If you’re looking for me to argue with you it won’t happen cuz that would be a waste of my time. maybe you should support your accusations with scripture. Show me the error of my ways based on scripture. On what basis do you see me as demon possessed? Maybe you’re just trying to hurting my feelings, and that is not very Christian like!! build up, don’t tear down.

How do you get “dam-god” from Damagoh? Is this is how you approach scripture? You mold it and shape it into whatever you want it to be, to make your point. Ignorance is not a becoming trait.

Obfuscation, what kinda name is that? see how easy that is? please be creative if you must attack. Better yet save it (yawn…)

Let the voting begin!!!

 
Comment by new to site
2006-02-17 18:57:12

Damagoh, did somebody hurt you in your former church or any church you attended because you have a tendency to lash out at people because of their opinions? I’m just curious and want to know. Please just give me a straight forward answer without all the big words!

 
Comment by damagoh
2006-02-18 04:20:49

OB,

What big words? Never been “hurt”, I’m just a bully (jus kidding) I was simply responding to Observation, and allowing them to reflect on their own tone.

Honestly, I have no need to lash out at anyone. I can respect anyones opinion, the problem is oftentimes people are not willing to respect anothers opinion. Why does it have to be that because some people on this site agree on the primary topic of this site, which is proper usage, and interpretation of scripture, we are “Melvinites”?

Different subject heading, but the underlying message is good usage of scripture. So, it is not a valid arguement to suggest that Melvin has mind control or is influencing any of us. Its not even we agree with EVERYTHING he says, but the main thing that he HAS said on this site is it is important to interpret scripture properly. I agree with that when it comes to the pimps or anyone else.

 
Comment by Sheets!
2006-02-20 07:10:41

I think observation just has issues, he needs to chillax on the whol demon thing, I think he worries more about those than he is interested in our Lord.

ahhh oh well, um number five was the worst, whats with all the bad spelling, grammar I am not so fussed about but spelling is not eggsuse. hehehe

yours (not demon possessed honest) sincerly

Sheets

 
Comment by new to site
2006-02-21 10:18:02

Ah, Sheets, what about your spelling, is that the new ebonics?

 
Comment by Tweet
2006-02-21 19:08:45

do i agree with everything on this site? no…am i supposed to? no…i don’t think that is what the intention of the site is…i believe it is meant to be informative (correct me if i’m wrong, melvin (MN: No, you’re right )). if anything, the site causes one to think…stop being spoon-fed stuff without seeking truth for self. ask questions people…and this is just my humble opinion…the time some of you spend defending these so-called money hungry, self-promoting (versus God-promoting) pastors/ministers, etc may be better spent reading the Word, helping your community, etc. although many attend a church where the pastor is the head of the church, always remember who the True Leader is in your life…but then again, what do I know…

 
Comment by Czarina
2006-02-22 03:46:22

Ravening wolves. Ya’ll need to be defending Jesus as much as your defending these so called “pastors and teachers”.

In what mind do you think that God wants you to be rich, when HE wouldnt accept Satans attempt to BUY HIM?! Ya’ll need to go back and read Matt 4. Just because someone claims that God is giving them the Bentleys and million dollar mansions doesnt mean its really Him.

“And again the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;

And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me” Matt. 4:8-9

 
Comment by Czarina
2006-02-22 03:48:21

I vote #… uh… hmm … 3!

 
Comment by damagoh
2006-02-22 21:55:39

who won?

 
Comment by new to site
2006-02-23 08:40:29

Czarina, what church do you attend if you don’t mind telling me? I would love to attend and see what goes on in your place of worship.

Enquiring minds want to know!

 
Comment by new to site
2006-02-24 13:39:25

I figured that I would not get a quick response from Czarina!

 
Comment by Melvin Jones
2006-02-24 14:00:01

She may not want to tell you. Perhaps she sees the question as somewhat intrusive. I don’t think I would be too interested in sharing that informaiton on the world wide web either.

Melvin

 
Comment by Czarina
2006-02-24 17:01:48

Sorry about that New to Site, I dont actually spend all my time on this site.

 
Comment by Czarina
2006-02-24 17:03:58

Oh, I re-read what I wrote and was wondering what in the world does my church have to do with people defending their pastors tooth and nail?

 
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