I’m betting (if I were a betting man) that if the fellow dressed in the bishop suit had three eyes as pictured, you probably wouldn’t listen to much of anything he had to say. But the interesting thing I’ve noticed is that with two eyes, no matter what he says, no matter how often he demonstrates his total disdain for you, people listen. And they send him money; lots of money; money that could be used to take care of your families and legitimate, godly activities.
Click here and take a look at one of the latest mailings I got from this bozo. I hope you can appreciate the complete contempt he has for you and apparently for God.
In the letter, he claims to be my personal prophet. Not just A personal prophet, but MY personal prophet. When was a person ever assigned as a personal prophet in the Bible?
On the second page of the letter, Jordan explains to me why I should send him a seed offering of $365.00. The most outstanding reason is because it will strengthen my connection with my personal prophet.
He goes on to explain that God placed him in my life to guide me to my “Date With Destiny.” And just think, I didn’t even know Destiny was interested in dating me. I’ll have to turn her down though. I’m happily married. Have been for thirty years.
But the best part of the mailing was when he told me that he is personally going to the Post Office to look for my letter. I can just see him pulling into the parking lot, wearing his bishop suit and checking the post office box to see if my letter got there.
I guess he’s just not going to have a chance to “…rush back to his office and begin to prophecy to me on a CD…”
By the way, here is an mp3 of the last time he prophesied to me. Listen closely because it goes by at about Mach 3.
And just think, for $365, a mere dollar a day, I can get another dynamic prophecy.
I know I can’t wait.
Melvin,
He is a profit, right, oops my bad…prophet, right? Then riddle me this Batman…why does he have to wait at the post office for your letter to come? Shouldn’t his profit sense, I mean prophet sense start tingling or something… and wouldn’t God let him know that you have sent you $365 already and that it will arrive at the post office at 3:00pm on Tuesday?
PL
Isn’t the “third eye” some kind of symbolism of new age, or ancient Egypt, or some other wacko religion? It seems I have read that somewhere. I think that picture would look good contrasted with with “Cy” the one-eyed kitten who died earlier this week. I am calling to see if he wil pray for my Indianapolis Colts this wekend!!! That is DEFINATELY worth the $365!!
(Melvin’s Note: I know the graphics are really good. But remember, the eye is not really in the original graphic. However, your point is good given that this bozo has lots of Egyptian and New Age sysmbols in his studio and broadcasts. )
I’m sure if you send him the $365 he will pray that the Colts win. Unless he has already placed bets for some other team.
And I now understand why you would want to be healed of seeing the Vikings logo where ever you look!
Melvin
I’m impressed with this site. Keep up the good work. I’ve never heard of this guy, but it looks like he exposed himself as a false prophet when he prophecied that you were going to raise to the top like cream. Good work.
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