Profit Jordan is back! And he’s cleaned up his act. No, he’s still trying to use God as the master marketer, but he is now clean cut and equally clean shaven. Here are a couple of before and after pictures. You may have a hard time recognizing the cleaned up version.
This is before he asked for all the money.
This is after he asked for all the money.
But when you consider what he is asking you to give for the “training” you’re going to get, it seems well worth the effort of re-defining his coiffure. Take a look at the planned one week program and the cost of that one week.
Thirteen hundred dollars!!!! And for what? Training on how to sound like Sister Cleo?
Let’s see. One thousand to thirteen hundred dollars per person. Let’s say fifty people are desperate enough to sign up and pay for the week-long session. That comes out to over $60,000! And this is for just a single week of stuff. Don’t forget they also have the Blessings in a Bottle for $52 and the $365 Personal Prophecy Program.
I am obviously in the wrong business. If I want to make a lot of money, I need to be doing religion instead of Christianity.
I’ll tell you again: if you don’t know Jesus Christ, you are going to fall for charlatans like these guys. You’ll give them your money and you’ll get nothing but deceptions, frustration, and disappointment for your sacrifices. If you keep falling for these guys, maybe you should check your salvation. After all, Mark 13:22 says some pretty explicit things both about the deceivers and the deceived.
Dump these bozoes. Seek sound doctrine. Get off your lazy butts and study the word for yourself (2 Timothy 2:15). Then find a church that isn’t all about the Benjamins.
Stop enabling these men and women - wolves and greedy beasts as Paul, Peter and James describe them. (Acts 20:29; Isa 56:11; Titus 1:12 ; 2 Peter 2:12)
By the way, here’s the magazine advertising these clowns. Send them an e-mail and ask them why they insist on giving a platform to Profit Jordan and his fellow profiteers. Click on the image and your browser should take you to their site with the addresses you need. Tell a friend. If the friend doesn’t have access to the internet, give them the snail mail address.
Sure, you know they are wolves and pimps. But what about Granma Simon who is simply religious and not actually saved? She follows these clods thinking she has a connection straight to God. Shouldn’t she be warned? Remember, once she dies, she will be eternally separated from God, and it will, in part, be thanks to the pimps in the pulpits. But I do believe Jesus Christ will have a comment or two to throw you way as well if you don’t say something (2 Cor 5:10).
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