Ladies and gentlemen, I have decided to make this a much more interactive site. In order to involve you in the contents with more than just comments, I have decided to initiate a contest.
The pimps and pimpettes are out there. While I want to concentrate on the national Big Dogs and the Big Dog wannabees in my area, I would also like to help people who may need to be informed of their local pimps and pimpettes.
The rules are fairly simple.
1. If you think you know a pimp (or pimpette) operating in your local area, tell me about him (or her).
2. Give me specifics. The fact that they drive a big car is not an automatic indicator of his pimpism. But it’s a start.
3. If the candidate is involved with the Word Faith idocy, say so.
4. If they have a web site, include it in your comments.
5. If the church is pastored by a woman, or if the church has a husband/wife team as co-pastors, include it.
6. If the pastor has armor bearers (read here - butlers and drivers) include that information.
7. If the church has more than 1000 members (yes, I pulled that number out of my…arm pit) include that information.
8. If the pastor travels a lot to preach at other churches, include that fact.
9. If the church has a book store and they sell books by Word Faith phoneys tell me. Mention some of the titles.
10. A ten point bonus if the church’s book store sells Benny Hinn books such as “Good Morning Holy Spirit!”
11. The decision of the judge is final.
12. There will be no one there to validate my findings.
I will take the submissions and, after scoring the candidates, identify the pimp o’the month.
The pimp o’the month will be announced on the 15th of each month.
Extra points if you can provide a picure of the pimp candidate or is his site has a picture of him - or her.
I’m toying with the idea of sending the submitter of the winning candidate some cheap token prize. But I haven’t decided on that just yet. I’ll decide later on. At a minimum I will say nice things about you and maybe prophesy something really positive into your life.
:lol:...
My brother, let your sincerity for the truth of the Gospel message continue; but, do not let the desire for amusement diminish your works and send you in this direction. In order for you to be taken seriously, stick with the commentary and dialogue.
Sorry my brother. Humor is one of the best ways to illustrate the absurd and outrageous behavior of the pimps. I want to make sure all who would read the site understand exactly what’s at stake. Sometimes, humor is what it takes. Consider Elisha for instance. When the gods of the false prophets didn’t burn up the offering, he suggested that perhaps their god was on the can. Sarcasm and humor at its best.
Spirituality and humor are not mutually exclusive. That view is part of what has Christianity in a sling to be begin with.
I’m dead serious, and I think the average reader of the site can see that I am dead serious. But humor is an integral part of the experience.
Melvin
Nothing to say, interesting point of view.
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John