E-mails are a wonderful thing. The pimps use them to get their messages and appeals out to the sheeple. But in the process, they end up sending me information about their latest…uh…ministries. Yeah. That’s what they are. Ministries.
Of course Junie B is no different. In fact, when you consider what she has done to take advantage of the internet while taking advantage of some of the poor dumb sheeple, I wouldn’t expect her to do any less than use all of today’s communications tools to communicate with us.
Just the other day, I got an e-mail from Junie B. I also got a forwarded copy from one of the readers. Here is the headline for the e-mail.
Yep. Junie B has often spoken a little about having a “Prophetic Ministry” (whatever that is), but for the first time, we get a prophecy from the girl. And like most of the Word of Faith, or at least like the folks they associate with (remember, I.V. and company gave Junie B the money to pay the taxes on one of her structures) the prophecies never tell us what we’re doing wrong.
She has, I believe, also been one of the featured speakers at one of Mrs. Hilliard’s Women of Something of the Other conferences. But now, thanks to a commercial organization called “Black Gospel Promotions,” Junie B is able to get the message out that God has a word for you
And in order to give it the full force it deserves, to make sure you have the respect for the prophetic message from this woman of God (who sometimes gets a little too close when she gets in someone’s face) I put it in a format I’m sure will result in the awe and respect I suspect she wants the sheeple to exhibit. Click here and you can see a portion of it. It’s a PDF so give it a moment to download.
If you want a copy of the entire book, send $25 to:
The Praise Immanuel Mighty Prince Temple of Wonderful and Magnificent Happenings
Promote the Prophet Ministries
12456 Anathema Lane
Bowie, MD 20567
Or just click here.
But whatever you do, make sure you don’t delay getting your hands on this powerfully anointed spiritual resource. Read it once and it’ll change your life…and get me that much closer to getting me…or rather…getting the P.I.M.P. Ministries that SR22 God has promised us if you are faithful.
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That blog is nothing but husks for swine. It’s not for God’s children. Don’t swallow that crap!
Nice job with the PDF, brother Melvin! Such nonsense has supplanted the Word of God in the minds of many church people. It’s not just WOF people who are guilty of that. It fact some Bible versions are produced to make the Word of God seem just like any other book. Consider the “Good as New” version.
Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllll
Melvin…………..this was really kooky. For real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U know what I mean!!!!????…..
On the serious, does she know that everything she is “warning” other people against, she has already committed these offenses over and over?
This is opportunism reborn. Another trick courtesy of Juanita Bynum the second. She is starting where she started before: trying to sweet talk people into following her false prophecies. This is what happens when false prophets bottom out. They come up with new schemes.
So Junie fancies herself to be an original? I don’t know who’s more disgusting Junie or Paula White? Maybe Janny Crouch? A copy cat spirit? To be honest I couldn’t get through her entire blog. At any rate people stay away from this woman her sticky fingers are reaching for your money once again!
Did she read ANY of what she just said, or was she flowing in the “pathetic” when she wrote it?!? No, not prophetic. This is not ministry, it is sinistry!!! Help us to go back to the Bible, LORD!!
Melvin,
As I read this, I actually began to feel sorry for this chick. Is she deceived or just stupid? Does she really believe what she wrote? I hope her followers will read this and be shocked. This is almost as ridiculous as when she married herself and changed her name to “Juanita Bynum II”. She is desperate. People need to stay away from this nut.
By the way, how is her husband, or ex-husband, doing?
(MN: Last I saw, the sherriff evicted his church from their building and seized the contents of the building. Him I feel sorry for. Her? Well, just a bossy nut job who’s dragging thousands of women behind her. )
Not to be petty, but did the presence of God happen to say anything about capitalization and punctuation?
(MN: You see thats why youre not going to get a blessing out of what she says. you cant be finding fault like that with the womand of god and expect god to bless you. its so petty )
I caught that chicken scratch too. See, Timanda, now, there you go using wisdom and discernment again. There you go using your education. You know full well the average PP does not bother himself or herself with the rudimentary details of proper punctuation and capitalization. The womand of god will bring a “pathetic” curse against you for correcting her; everyone knows that according to her, “The shepherd can see farther than the sheep can”. LOL…As if!
Ha ha. It wouldn’t be the first time.
(the curse, I mean)
You know, I often wonder about that. All of these people claim to be so divinely inspired by God and telling other what God said, yet their grammar and spelling are always terrible. I KNOW God isn’t illiterate and it just bugs me terribly when folks represent (or misrepresent) Him that way.
I totally understand that everyone isn’t a stickler about spelling and grammar (and that I’m a little anal about both). I understand typos; (I make plenty) but to have someone just go on and on about “what God said” in horrible English really bothers me.
Juanita’s ex-husband is going to reveal the next Mrs. Weeks this coming Sunday at his church in Georgia. He is a bishop and he is working on wife number three.
Insanity, pure insanity.
I couldn’t believe this at first, but it’s true. Check out bishopweeks.com. However, you’re a bit off in one item: He’s not a bishop. Instead, he is a poor, sad, mentally ill cult-leader with a small group of gullible followers who calls himself a bishop with a vast, global following of spiritual “sons and daughters.”
(MN: Sons and daughters who are apparently too stingy to give him enough money to pay for the rented facilities. )
I wonder of unBishop Weeks is going to talk dirty to the new Mrs Weeks in bed too??
Hello, Paisano:
Careful! I was scolded by IC for encouraging sinful thought processes with statements like yours. I think he spanked me
with Philippians 4:8, when I used “menage a trois” in describing the pimps on some-such “prophetic” luxury cruiseship excursion.
Love,
Peter.
I’m 18 and generally am still wet behind the ears, but what would possess a woman to marry a wife-beater with a sexually depraved mind????
Douglas -
Yes you are young, but you have asked the RIGHT question. What would posess a woman to marry a wife beater with a depraved mind, you ask?
Spiritually speaking - my best guess (and I suspect humbly, that I am right in my guess) is that she does not read her bible. Not judging her, b/c I do not know her. But if she was reading and really understanding her bible, then she would understand that BTW III is ineligible not only for the job he holds due to his antics and sin, but that is he is also ineligible for marriage, period. (He is already married - still married to his FIRST wife, regardless of the “divorce papers” the world has provided him) IF SHE WERE READING HER BIBLE, the above would lead her to know and understand that he does not have a realationship with God, and she would not marry him, period.
Natrually speaking, women just think sometimes that they can change a man….and they can’t. They think that they are somehow special enough, and thier specialness will motivate him to change all his bad habits…that love is magical and conquers all…God’s love does conquer all, but the world’s love does not b/c is is not based in reality or truth. God is truth, so it is not based in God…
Based on the above, I guess you really can’t seperate ones spiritual and natural reality…you really can’t…so based on their lack of spirituality/knowledge of a right realtionship with God, thier natural lives are going to follow suit.
Hope my two cents helped.
Bishop Weeks (Juanita’s ex) is revealing the next Mrs. Weeks this coming Sunday at his church.
Hey Melvin Sam Smith here back in California. Dc was somethig else. Did you know that pastor beverly crawford will be speaking at tony evans first lady conference. it is for the wives of senior pastors and his wife lois evans is the director of the conference. check out oak cliff bible fellowship website. tony has lost his mind.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
You’re gonna get me fired! LOL @ the name “Junie B”… the Lordt had to give you some special impartation of the Holy Go for that one… LOL
(MN: Jordan - you been watching too much Madea. But you’re right. I got that impartation when I sat at the feet of Bishop Hilliard, just before he put the final touches on their planned trip to Las Vegas. )
And here…I…thought…you…were just…praying…and meditating…in the children’s section of a Borders.
Hold……….your horses!!!!!!!!everyone. Junie B did say one profound thing in that entire rambling message that has come true “And people can tell when you are a spiritual thief they can see it” Those who reads and study their bibles can tell she is a thief. She robs the spiritually weak sheeple and keeps the booty for herself.
Melvin, this is funny! The book of Junie B! LOL!!!!!!!!
ROF!!!!!!.
Funny but so sad, may God have mercy~
See, you’all just a bunch of trifling folks! My approach is more spiritual……. Until Dr. Bynum gives verifiable proof that she extracted all of the salt she poured into the container with her then husband Dr. Weekes in the Salt Covenant segment of her weddding, the Lord will not release me to hear anything she has to say.
You’re Nuts!!
I remember her being in my home church one Sunday after services (she did NOT speak or get a reception. I doubt our pastor even knew she’d come in. I personally think she was trying to be seen since we a re a large body.) and getting quite huffy with me.
As she proudly introduced herself to me as “Prophetess Juanita Bynum” I looked at her confusedly and asked with all sincerity because I hadn’t heard of her at that point, “you’re the what of who?”
She looked at me hard and walked out the side door. I dunno…maybe it was because I made the same face I make when the skunks have been too active near my backyard.
I know this article is “old”, but I had to comment because I was talking to someone about Junie B’s antics today (you know, the whole renaming/ birthday / marrying her destiny celebration) and I was hit with, “Well, I have to be careful what I say because you know the Bible says, ‘touch not mine anointed and do my prophet no harm’”. I almost had a breakdwon. Even if that’s what that Scripture meant (for the record, I do know better), who am I touching or harming by saying the whole Juanita Bynum, II thing is nonsense? I was so disappointed in the person who said it because I certainly thought they were past that foolishness. They actually said they kind of understood what God was doing with Juanita and that people couldn’t get past her being beaten in the parking lot. Not sure what the parking lot incident had to do with what I was saying, but I digress. Obviously I’m not “deep” enough to understand this kind of “anointing”.
Did I miss something? I know I am late but what is up with the “II” behind Juanita’s name?