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	<title>Pulpit Pimps</title>
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	<description>Speaking plainly about the pimpery in the pulpits.</description>
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		<title>All Out for Jonesy But Not All Out for the Truth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mother of Zion (who is apparently also the mother of all Jonesy supporters) actually made four comments.  I only posted the very short one and a second longer one.  What I didn&#8217;t put up was the other two stream of consciousness comments she made.  I decide to post one of the longer ones [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1449</link>
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		<title>Why I Am A Member of Reformation Alive Baptist Church</title>
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A couple of years ago I was at Hillcrest Baptist Church.   An opportunity to attend a Reformed conference on the Forgiveness of God came up and I kind of ended up being the point man for the project.   I had gotten kind of active in the men&#8217;s activities and was able [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1442</link>
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		<title>But He&#8217;s a Christian; He&#8217;s a Mand of Gawd - On Steroids!</title>
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I don&#8217;t generally wander into politics on this site.  The issues are often not as clear cut as doctinal and ecclesiastical ones.  However, every once in a while, the two do actually intersect.  A case in point - our &#8220;Christian&#8221; president.  Consider these quotes from our president, Barak Hussein Obama:
This quote [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1423</link>
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		<title>Be Careful of What You Ask For</title>
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Always be careful of what you ask for when you talk to God.  He has an irritating habit of giving you the things that will actually help you develop as a Christian, a true disciple of Christ.  
I have, on various occasions, when I was feeling particularly pious, asked Him to give me [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1428</link>
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		<title>Prayer and God&#8217;s Sovereignty</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As most of you know, a couple of my sons have decided they want to be atheists.  Number two son is a newly admitted one and though he shows much of the characteristic arrogance of the new atheist, he engages me in conversation.  About a month after Peggy fell down the stairs, he [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1411</link>
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		<title>The Boy Who Couldn&#8217;t Cry Wolf</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
Several months ago, Benny “There’s Nine of Them” Hinn railed against Willow Boy Osteen.  He condemned Joel for having a “seeker friendly” church and for not standing up and naming the name of Jesus when he was being interviewed by Larry King on cable during prime time.  In fact, here’s the clip [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1405</link>
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		<title>God and the Bus</title>
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The manner in which God works is interesting.  I was privileged to share the Gospel this morning.  No, let me rephrase that.  I got to share the Gospel couched in terms of the doctrines of Grace.  Well, that’s not quite right either.  I got really inconvenienced and had to walk [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1396</link>
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		<title>After Six Weeks - She&#8217;s Home!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Peggy came home Wednesday.   
She is light years ahead of where she was when I found her at the bottom of the stairs; light years ahead of where she was in the Trauma Center at Prince Georges Medical Center and in their Critical Care Unit.  She&#8217;s even light years ahead of where [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1392</link>
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		<title>After the Fall - Week Four.  Videos!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Peggy&#8217;s progress continues.  But instead of telling you, I&#8217;ve uploaded a couple of clips from today&#8217;s physical therapy session (March 8).  And while it did tire her some, she was not totally exhausted as she was the first time she walked. 
Go out to my Facebook page and take a look at the clips. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1387</link>
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		<title>Anointed?  Then How About Giving a Shot at Living Like It!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a question for you:
What’s the difference between the pimps and pimpettes who claim &#8220;a great anointing from God&#8221; and the rest of us?
Not much, apparently.
These guys and gals claim great anointing (which of course they never define in terms other than they’re more spiritual than you unwashed sheeple), and claim to be living [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1382</link>
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		<title>After The Fall - Week Two</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been two weeks since my wife fell down the stairs here at home.  It has been two rather strenuous weeks.
The bright spots:
1.  Immediately after the fall, Peggy was pretty much unable to use any appendages.   Now, while she is still weak, she can use her legs and, with care stand [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1375</link>
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		<title>The Game Changer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The articles will likely get a little sparse for the next several months.  
As many of you know, my wife has Multiple Sclerosis or MS.  Last Sunday (February 7th) she fell backwards from the top of a flight of twelve steps.  The injuries are not life threatening, but she lost the use [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1371</link>
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		<title>On the Move or Useless Motion?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is great!  I just found out how to be a pastor even if I don’t have the time to study, to pray, or to do any of the things I thought I would have to do if I were to be a shepherd of God’s sheep.  I just found out I can [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1362</link>
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		<title>A Voice Crying in the Wilderness&#8230;er&#8230;Houston</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You people in Houston, you now definitely have a choice.  
If you are tired of getting pimped by the likes of I.V.and his wife Gree Dee Hilliard, there are choices, choices that don’t include Joel “Willow Boy” Osteen.  
Some readers have asked if I can recommend a good church where they live.  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1351</link>
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		<title>Life Imitating Art</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, maybe Chick tracts aren&#8217;t exactly art in the strictest sense of the word.  And while I don&#8217;t always agree with the contents of all of the Chick tracts, they do a wonderful job of illustrating many aspects of the truth of the gospel.  And one of them, &#8220;One Way&#8221; does a really [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1344</link>
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		<title>So&#8230;What Happens When You Bind Satan?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I listen to Pentecostals, Charismatics, and various second wave and five fold ministry pretenders and I have to wonder how they see the universe, how they see Satan, and how they see God.  Well, I don&#8217;t really have to wonder.  Their words tell me more than enough.    
Visit with a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1330</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a Miracle!  No Really!  It Is.  Kinda.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  
Avishalom brought to my attention a video that has been making the rounds on YouTube.  But before you look at it, take a look at these sections of scripture and remember that the Pentecostals/Charismatics say God heals today just like He did then.
Take a few minutes and go review these passages in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1314</link>
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		<title>Put Anything You Want On It - It&#8217;s Still Beefcake</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The pimps’ defenders usually pronounce the pimps as humble men of God simply going about doing God’s business.  
Let’s see, John Jenkins owns at least two Mansions (I won’t even call them McMansions.  I’ve been in one and it’s the real thing).
Ken Copeland has a fleet of planes including at least one twin [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1307</link>
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		<title>You Can Escape - It Just Takes Faith (The Real Faith)</title>
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The pimps will tell you you have to have faith, the God kind of faith, to get what you want.  If you&#8217;re poor, it&#8217;s because you&#8217;re not exercising the God kind of faith.  If you&#8217;re sick, it&#8217;s because you aren&#8217;t exercising the God kind of faith.  And of course if you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1299</link>
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		<title>Oral Roberts Died</title>
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While I certainly feel a great measure of compassion for his family and the loss to his wife, it seems Oral Roberts has shuffled off this world and has the task of facing the creator of the universe.  
When someone dies, most folks try to say nice things about the person.  But this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1287</link>
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		<title>Lacking in Wisdom, Lacking in Vision</title>
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The last posting dealt with a set of men who lie to their congregations and fans.  They say if you say “Money cometh!” then you will get rich.  They are blatant in their claims that my words can effect the real world in a supernatural way.  If I say money cometh, then [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1276</link>
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		<title>In Case You Forgot Why This Site Is Here</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This site is here to warn the sheeple about the wolves and pimps that are out there waiting to take their money and feed them spiritual poison.  I have reported on many of them, giving your their names and making sure you know what they look like.  Although from the looks of it, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1269</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s An Epidemic and It Has Jumped State Lines</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is the last time addressing the building of monuments - for a while anyway.  After this, I&#8217;ll get back to the unmitigated, living large, take your money pimps.
A reader pointed me to yet another fellow who wants to raise a monument to himself.  
Below is a new mausoleum being raised in North [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1258</link>
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		<title>So I Build this Great Big Building.  Then What?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Most of us spend our time chasing after things that have nothing whatsoever to do with Christ or the people being trundled off to hell.  
My obsession with the pulpit pimps forced me to tie the following video (I found it at Julian of God&#8217;s site) from John Piper and Reach Records to the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1244</link>
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		<title>And I Thought Fred Was Bad</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last week I told you about my encounter with Fred (not his real name) when I visited First Baptist Church of Glenarden on the Kettering.  It was heart breaking to listen to him and to watch the men strutting around in their suits, looking religious.  
This past Thursday, while taking the metro in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/?p=1238</link>
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